Ion ajunge acas\u0103 mai devreme dec\u00e2t de obicei \u015fi o g\u0103se\u015fte pe nevast\u0103-sa \u00een pat cu Gheorghe.
\u2013 Ce faci aici, m\u0103, Gheo? \u00eentreab\u0103 Ion.
\u2013 A\u015ftept autobuzul, zice calm Gheorghe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Ion iese din dormitor \u015fi se duce \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie. \u00ce\u015fi \u00eenc\u0103lze\u015fte ceva de m\u00e2ncare, dup\u0103 care \u00eei vine un g\u00e2nd: \u201eDa\u2019 de c\u00e2nd trece autobuzul pe la mine prin cas\u0103?\u201d Se \u00eentoarce \u00een dormitor, dar nu-l mai g\u0103se\u015fte pe Gheorghe. Ion z\u00e2mbe\u015fte mul\u0163umit \u015fi o \u00eentreab\u0103 pe nevast\u0103-sa:
\u2013 A venit autobuzul, nu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
**
Intr-o noapte, pe la ora 2, vine Gheo\u2019 la Ion si incepe sa bata de nebun la geam. Dupa vreo jumatate de ora iese Ion adormit si intreaba:
\u2013 Cine-i?
\u2013 Io, Gheo\u2019!
\u2013 Ce vrei ma, la ora asta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ioane, ai vopsea verde?
\u2013 Nu!
\u2013 Bine. Si pleaca.
Dupa vreo doua ore, cand tocmai atipise Ion, iar batai in geam.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Cine-i?
\u2013 Tot eu, Gheo\u2019!
\u2013 Si acum ce mai vrei?
\u2013 Ti-am adus vopsea verde!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
**
Vine Ion la Gheorghe si il intreaba:
\u2013 Cum poate vaca ta sa dea cate 100 litri de lapte pe zi?
Gheorghe:
\u2013 E simplu. Totul depinde de amabilitate. Ma apropiu de ea si o intreb: \u201eCe avem astazi, lapte sau carne?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Ion ajunge acas\u0103 mai devreme dec\u00e2t de obicei \u015fi o g\u0103se\u015fte pe nevast\u0103-sa \u00een pat cu Gheorghe.\u2013 Ce faci aici, m\u0103, Gheo? \u00eentreab\u0103 Ion.\u2013 A\u015ftept autobuzul, zice calm Gheorghe. Ion iese din dormitor \u015fi se duce \u00een buc\u0103t\u0103rie. \u00ce\u015fi \u00eenc\u0103lze\u015fte ceva de m\u00e2ncare, dup\u0103 care \u00eei vine un g\u00e2nd: \u201eDa\u2019 de c\u00e2nd trece autobuzul pe … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6692,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6691","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6691","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6691"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6691\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6693,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6691\/revisions\/6693"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6692"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6691"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6691"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6691"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}