{"id":6674,"date":"2025-12-26T13:59:41","date_gmt":"2025-12-26T13:59:41","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6674"},"modified":"2025-12-26T14:02:39","modified_gmt":"2025-12-26T14:02:39","slug":"6674","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6674","title":{"rendered":"Ion \u0219i Vasile, la un pahar"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"821\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0993-821x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6680\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0993-821x1024.jpeg 821w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0993-241x300.jpeg 241w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0993-768x958.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0993.jpeg 1125w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 821px) 100vw, 821px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"737\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0995-737x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6679\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0995-737x1024.jpeg 737w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0995-216x300.jpeg 216w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0995-768x1067.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0995-1106x1536.jpeg 1106w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0995.jpeg 1125w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 737px) 100vw, 737px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"766\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0996-766x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6678\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0996-766x1024.jpeg 766w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0996-225x300.jpeg 225w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0996-768x1026.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0996.jpeg 1125w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 766px) 100vw, 766px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"894\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0997-894x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6677\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0997-894x1024.jpeg 894w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0997-262x300.jpeg 262w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0997-768x880.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0997.jpeg 1125w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 894px) 100vw, 894px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    Cite\u0219te \u0219i urm\u0103torul banc \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion si Vasile, la un pahar. La un moment dat, zice Ion:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 M\u0103, Vasile, \u015ftii ce-mi place mie cel mai mult la nevast\u0103-ta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu, m\u0103, ce? r\u0103spunse Vasile, holb\u00e2ndu-se.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 C\u0103 e frumoas\u0103 \u015fi supus\u0103, m\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bine m\u0103, frumoas\u0103 \u015ftiu c\u0103 e, mersi, dar cum adica\u2026 supus\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Adic\u0103 supus\u0103 gre\u015felii am vrut s\u0103 zic, m\u0103, Vasile.\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude1c<strong>&#8211; (Sursa Internet)<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Bonus<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Trei pensionari stau la o b\u00e2rf\u0103 pe prispa casei.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Primul zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Io dup\u0103 ce mor vreau s\u0103 fiu incinerat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Al doilea:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Eu vreau s\u0103 fiu \u00eengropat cre\u015ftine\u015fte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Al treilea mai bea o gur\u0103 din sticla de vin \u015fi cu juma de gura zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; B\u0103 b\u0103ie\u0163i, la c\u00e2t vin am b\u0103ut io la via\u0163a mea, cred c\u0103 vreau s\u0103 fiu \u00eembuteliat.\ud83d\ude10<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Mergand pentru prima dat\u0103 cu avionul, pasagerul cere stewardesei:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Nu primim \u015fi c\u00e2te o para\u015fut\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Nu, dar la ce v\u0103 g\u00e2ndi\u0163i?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Pai c\u00e2nd am fost cu vaporul \u00een croazier\u0103, fiecare aveam \u00een cabina at\u00e2t colac, c\u00e2t \u015fi vesta de salvare. \u015ei asta preventiv, de\u015fi mul\u0163i stiu s\u0103 inoate! Cat despre zburat, cred ca nimeni nu \u015ftie s\u0103 zboare, a\u015fa c\u0103 para\u015futa e binevenit\u0103\u2026\ud83d\ude1d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Cite\u0219te \u0219i urm\u0103torul banc \u2935\ufe0f Ion si Vasile, la un pahar. La un moment dat, zice Ion: \u2013 M\u0103, Vasile, \u015ftii ce-mi place mie cel mai mult la nevast\u0103-ta? \u2013 Nu, m\u0103, ce? r\u0103spunse Vasile, holb\u00e2ndu-se. \u2013 C\u0103 e frumoas\u0103 \u015fi supus\u0103, m\u0103. \u2013 Bine m\u0103, frumoas\u0103 \u015ftiu c\u0103 e, mersi, dar cum adica\u2026 supus\u0103? &#8230; <a title=\"Ion \u0219i Vasile, la un pahar\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6674\" aria-label=\"Read more about Ion \u0219i Vasile, la un pahar\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6675,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6674","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6674","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6674"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6674\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6682,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6674\/revisions\/6682"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6675"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6674"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6674"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6674"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}