{"id":6665,"date":"2025-12-25T13:14:32","date_gmt":"2025-12-25T13:14:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6665"},"modified":"2025-12-25T13:14:33","modified_gmt":"2025-12-25T13:14:33","slug":"un-barbat-naufragiaza-pe-o-insula-pustie-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6665","title":{"rendered":"Un barbat naufragiaza pe o insula pustie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"471\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0965.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6666\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0965.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0965-300x232.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un barbat naufragiaza pe o insula pustie si ramane acolo 10 ani. Intr-o zi, o fata frumoasa inoata pana la insula intr-un costum de scafandru\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Buna! Sunt foarte bucuros sa te vad!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Buna! Se vede ca esti aici de mult timp. De cat timp n-ai mai fumat o tigara?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>De zece ani!<br>Fata trage fermoarul de la un buzunar al costumului si scoate o tigara pe care i-o da barbatului.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Oh multumesc din suflet!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Si de cand n-ai mai baut ceva?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>De zece ani!<br>Fata trage fermoarul de la un buzunar mai mare si scoate o sticla de whisky pe care i-o da barbatului.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Oh\u2026multumesc mult. Esti ca o zana buna!<br>Fata, coborand fermoarul costumului: &#8211; Si\u2026 ia spune-mi, de cand n-ai mai avut o partida\u2026?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Oh, Doamne, sa nu-mi spui ca ai si crose de golf acolo!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>       CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Niste reporteri de la TVR merg intr-un sat pentru a face un reportaj: cum isi petrece ziua baciu\u2019 Ion. Il roaga sa povesteasca ce face in cursul zilei.<br>\u2013 Da, pai, dimineata ma scol, si trag un pahar de palinca\u2026<br>\u2013 Stai, bace Ion. Nu va fi bine sa afle toata tara ca deja la prima ora bei. Spune, ca citesti ziarul\u2026<br>\u2013 Na, atunce\u2026 dimineata ma scol, citesc ziarul. Dupa aia dau la porc sa m\u00e2nce, dupa care mai citesc inc\u2019 un ziar. P\u00e2na la pr\u00e2nz lucrez in atelier, in care timp citesc vreo doi-trei carti. La masa mai citesc vreo doua reviste, iar seara adun iosagul de pe c\u00e2mp, dupa care urmeaza presa de seara. Dupa cina ma duc la biblioteca satului cu prietenii, iar la 10 c\u00e2nd inchide biblioteca merem cu toata trupa la Costel, ca el are tipografie.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un barbat naufragiaza pe o insula pustie si ramane acolo 10 ani. Intr-o zi, o fata frumoasa inoata pana la insula intr-un costum de scafandru\u2026 CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Niste reporteri de la TVR merg intr-un sat pentru a face un reportaj: cum isi petrece ziua baciu\u2019 Ion. 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