{"id":6633,"date":"2025-12-10T20:17:54","date_gmt":"2025-12-10T20:17:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6633"},"modified":"2025-12-10T20:21:49","modified_gmt":"2025-12-10T20:21:49","slug":"examen-cu-intrebari-tip-grila","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6633","title":{"rendered":"Examen cu \u00eentreb\u0103ri tip gril\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Examen cu \u00eentreb\u0103ri tip gril\u0103<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Examen cu \u00eentreb\u0103ri tip gril\u0103, la care r\u0103spunsul este \u201cda\u201d sau \u201cnu\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Una dintre studente tot arunc\u0103 o moned\u0103 \u00een sus \u015fi noteaz\u0103 rezultatele<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Profesorul se g\u00e2nde\u015fte: \u201cS\u0103raca, ce idioata ! Dar cel pu\u0163in asta va termina prima\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Se termin\u0103 examenul, to\u0163i pleac\u0103, \u00een afar\u0103 de studenta cu moneda, care continu\u0103 s\u0103 o tot arunce \u00een aer, not\u00e2nd de zor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Profesorul se apropie de studenta \u015fi o \u00eentreab\u0103:
\u2013 Ei, ai r\u0103spuns la \u00eentreb\u0103ri?
\u2013 Da.
\u2013 \u015ei ce faci acum?
\u2013 Verific r\u0103spunsurile.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n


O tip\u0103 merge la magazinul de animale s\u0103-\u015fi cumpere un papagal de s\u0103rb\u0103tori. Ajunge la pr\u0103v\u0103lie cere \u015fi i se spune c\u0103 stocul este epuizat din cauza cererilor foarte mari.
Tipa vizibil dezamagit\u0103 d\u0103 s\u0103 plece, v\u00eenz\u0103torului i se face mil\u0103 \u015fi \u00eei arat\u0103 un papagal care cic\u0103 vorbe\u015fte vulgar.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Tipa accept\u0103, \u00eel ia, \u00eel duce acas\u0103 \u015fi papagalul \u00ee\u015fi \u00eencepe repertoriul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Se sup\u0103r\u0103 pe el \u015fi \u00eel acoper\u0103 cu o p\u0103tur\u0103 \u015fi uit\u0103 de el.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dup\u0103 vreo trei s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni se duce la el, s\u0103 ridice p\u0103tura s\u0103 vad\u0103 dac\u0103 mai tr\u0103ie\u015fte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

La care papagalul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Te mananca-n pi@&da vad<\/p>\n\n\n\n

CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC\u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n

O tip\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi sun\u0103 prietena cea mai bun\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Auzi drag\u0103, s\u0103 \u015ftii c\u0103 sunt disperat\u0103! So\u0163ul meu nu m\u0103 mai b\u0103ga<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00een seama deloc!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Da\u2026 \u015ftiu cum e, \u015fi eu am trecut prin asta!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 \u015ei cum ai rezolvat problema?
\u2013 P\u0103i, du-te la coafor, aranjeaz\u0103-\u0163i p\u0103rul, \u00eembrac\u0103-te c\u00e2t mai s3xy \u015fi a\u015fteapt\u0103-l \u015fi tu cu cina, provoac\u0103-l!
A doua zi, tipa urmeaz\u0103 sfatul prietenei \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi a\u015fteapt\u0103 so\u0163ul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So\u0163ul vine obosit de la serviciu, c\u00e2nd acas\u0103\u2026 surpriz\u0103! So\u0163ia \u00eel a\u015ftepta cu masa preg\u0103tit\u0103, \u00eembr\u0103cat\u0103 foarte s3xy, iar c\u00e2nd i-a servit masa, a l\u0103sat s\u0103 se vad\u0103 anumite p\u0103r\u0163i ale corpului.
So\u0163ul o privi un timp, dup\u0103 care \u00eei spuse:
\u2013 Dac\u0103 n-ai fi nevast\u0103-mea\u2026 mama ce te-a\u015f f&@te!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n


Doi \u00eendr\u0103gosti\u0163i, pe o banc\u0103, \u00een parc:
\u2013 Iubitule, c\u00e2nd o s\u0103 ne c\u0103s\u0103torim, o s\u0103 avem doi copii, un b\u0103iat \u015fi o fat\u0103.
\u2013 Dar de unde \u015ftii?
\u2013 Am\u00e2ndoi sunt la mama, la \u0163ar\u0103.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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