O bunicu\u021b\u0103 prive\u0219te cu mirare o domni\u021b\u0103 care are un tatuaj cu hieroglife pe g\u00e2t.
\u2013 Mamaie, la ce te holbezi?
\u2013 M\u0103 uit la ce scrie pe tatuajul \u0103la al t\u0103u, mamaie.
\u2013 \u0218i ce? Pe vremea ta nu existau tatuaje?
\u2013 Cuconi\u021b\u0103, \u0219i pe vremea mea existau de toate, dar, predau limba chinez\u0103 \u0219i \u00eencerc s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg, de ce pe g\u00e2tul t\u0103u scrie \u201ea nu se recongela dup\u0103 decongelare\u201d.
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\u201eUn cuplu de tineri c\u0103s\u0103tori\u021bi din Bucure\u0219ti a r\u0103mas f\u0103r\u0103 niciun ban, nici de m\u00e2ncare, nici de \u00eentre\u021binere la bloc, de niciunele.
\u2013 Dragul meu, nu v\u0103d alt\u0103 solu\u021bie dec\u00e2t s\u0103 fac din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd trotuarul.
Dup\u0103 multe discu\u021bii, el se \u00eenvoie\u0219te. Seara, femeia pleac\u0103 de acas\u0103 \u0219i se \u00eentoarce diminea\u021ba:
\u2013 Dragul meu, am c\u00e2\u0219tigat 510 lei!
\u2013 Dar cine \u021bi-a dat numai 10 lei?
\u2013 Cum cine? To\u021bi\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Directorul \u00eei spune secretarei:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
– Hai s\u0103 mergem o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103 peste hotare, pentru a ne odihni un pic. <\/a>Secretara ajung\u00e2nd acas\u0103 \u00eei spune so\u0163ului: BONUS\u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n Un t\u00e2n\u0103r proasp\u0103t c\u0103s\u0103torit st\u0103 de vorb\u0103 cu un prieten de al lui: O bunicu\u021b\u0103 prive\u0219te cu mirare o domni\u021b\u0103 care are un tatuaj cu hieroglife pe g\u00e2t.\u2013 Mamaie, la ce te holbezi?\u2013 M\u0103 uit la ce scrie pe tatuajul \u0103la al t\u0103u, mamaie.\u2013 \u0218i ce? Pe vremea ta nu existau tatuaje?\u2013 Cuconi\u021b\u0103, \u0219i pe vremea mea existau de toate, dar, predau limba chinez\u0103 \u0219i \u00eencerc s\u0103 \u00een\u021beleg, … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":664,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-663","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/663","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=663"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/663\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/664"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=663"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=663"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=663"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\u2013 Dragule, trebuie s\u0103 plec cu \u015feful pentru o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, \u00een deplasare, a\u015fa c\u0103, va trebui s\u0103 te descurci singur \u00een timpul acesta.
So\u0163ul \u00ee\u015fi sun\u0103 amanta:
\u2013 Iubito, so\u0163ia mea pleac\u0103 \u00een deplasare pentru o s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2n\u0103, hai s\u0103 profit\u0103m din plin de acest lucru.Amanta \u00ee\u015fi sun\u0103 elevul, c\u0103reia \u00eei d\u0103dea ore suplimentare la matematic\u0103:
\u2013 Voi fi foarte ocupat\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na viitoare, a\u015fa c\u0103, \u00een aceast\u0103 perioad\u0103 nu vom face lec\u021bii. Copilul bucuros \u00ee\u015fi sun\u0103 bunicul:
\u2013 Bunele, s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na viitoare nu fac lec\u0163ii deoarece profesoara e foarte ocupat\u0103, hai s\u0103 petrecem timpul \u00eempreun\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 V-a\u021bi hot\u0103r\u00e2t unde pleca\u021bi \u00een luna de miere ?
\u2013 B\u0103, am at\u00e2rnat pe perete o hart\u0103 a globului p\u0103m\u00e2ntesc \u0219i i-am spus so\u021biei mele s\u0103 arunce o s\u0103geat\u0103 de dar\u021b in ea \u0219i oriunde ar c\u0103dea mergem 2 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni.
\u2013 Wooow ce mi\u0219to. \u0218i unde pleca\u021bi?
\u2013 \u00cen spatele frigiderului.
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