{"id":6628,"date":"2025-12-10T10:40:18","date_gmt":"2025-12-10T10:40:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6628"},"modified":"2025-12-10T10:41:13","modified_gmt":"2025-12-10T10:41:13","slug":"se-organizeaza-sedinta-de-partid-la-legume","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6628","title":{"rendered":"Se organizeaz\u0103 \u015fedin\u0163\u0103 de partid la legume"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"501\" data-id=\"6629\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0572.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6629\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0572.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0572-300x246.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>      <br>        CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC\u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se organizeaz\u0103 \u015fedin\u0163\u0103 de partid la legume. Se ridic\u0103 delegatul de la Jude\u0163:<br>\u2013 Tovar\u0103\u015fi, avem nevoie de propuneri pentru secretarul organiza\u0163iei de baz\u0103!<br>Prima propunere:<br> \u2013 O propun pe tovar\u0103\u015fa Ro\u015fia! E o tovar\u0103s\u0103 hr\u0103nitoare, ieftin\u0103, iubit\u0103 de popor \u015fi are \u015fi o culoare muncitoreasc\u0103.<br>Obiec\u0163ie:<br>\u2013 Da, dar tovar\u0103\u015fa Ro\u015fia \u00eenainte de a fi ro\u015fie a fost Verde, \u015fi-a schimbat culoarea politic\u0103, deci nu putem pune baz\u0103 \u00een ea\u2026<br>A doua propunere:<br>\u2013 \u00cel propun pe tovar\u0103\u015ful Cartof. E un tovar\u0103\u015f iubit de popor, cu produc\u0163ie mare la hectar, modest, tr\u0103ie\u015fte sub p\u0103m\u00e2nt, poate fi folosit \u00een multe feluri \u2026<br>Obiec\u0163ie:<br>\u2013 Da, dar tovar\u0103\u015ful Cartof provine din America , \u0163ara imperialismului, a\u015fa c\u0103\u2026<br>A treia popunere :<br>\u2013 O propun pe tovar\u0103\u015fa Fasole. E ieftina, face parte din meniul tuturor rom\u00e2nilor, u\u015for de cules\u2026<br>Obiec\u0163ie:<br>\u2013 Da, dar din p\u0103cate tovar\u0103\u015fa fasole are obiceul s\u0103 te vorbeasc\u0103 pe la spate\u2026<br>A patra propunere:<br>\u2013 Eu am o propunere imbatabil\u0103: tovar\u0103\u015ful Morcov. Are o culoare muncitoreasc\u0103, are o privire ager\u0103, tr\u0103ie\u015fte modest, sub p\u0103m\u00e2nt \u015fi, lucrul cel mai important, nimeni nu poate s\u0103 conteste c\u0103 acolo unde intr\u0103 morcovul nu se face treab\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC\u2935\ufe0f Se organizeaz\u0103 \u015fedin\u0163\u0103 de partid la legume. Se ridic\u0103 delegatul de la Jude\u0163:\u2013 Tovar\u0103\u015fi, avem nevoie de propuneri pentru secretarul organiza\u0163iei de baz\u0103!Prima propunere: \u2013 O propun pe tovar\u0103\u015fa Ro\u015fia! E o tovar\u0103s\u0103 hr\u0103nitoare, ieftin\u0103, iubit\u0103 de popor \u015fi are \u015fi o culoare muncitoreasc\u0103.Obiec\u0163ie:\u2013 Da, dar tovar\u0103\u015fa Ro\u015fia \u00eenainte de a &#8230; <a title=\"Se organizeaz\u0103 \u015fedin\u0163\u0103 de partid la legume\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6628\" aria-label=\"Read more about Se organizeaz\u0103 \u015fedin\u0163\u0103 de partid la legume\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6630,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6628"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6628\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6632,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6628\/revisions\/6632"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6630"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}