{"id":6609,"date":"2025-12-04T08:51:01","date_gmt":"2025-12-04T08:51:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6609"},"modified":"2025-12-04T08:51:02","modified_gmt":"2025-12-04T08:51:02","slug":"ion-si-gheorghe-la-pescui","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6609","title":{"rendered":"Ion si Gheorghe la pescui"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"513\" data-id=\"6610\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0376.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6610\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0376.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0376-300x252.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>        <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=948\">CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Ion si Gheorghe la pescuit. La un moment dat Ion prinde o broasca testoasa. Broasca se implora de Ion sa-i dea drumul, ca-i da in schimb 3 oua care ii vor indeplini cate o dorinta de cate ori va sparge cate un ou. Ion accepta, cu conditia sa primeasca si <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=948\">Gheorghe 3 oua<\/a>, ca doar sunt prieteni. Testoasa accepta, cei doi primesc cate 3 oua fiecare. Bucurosi nevoie mare, se despart, dandu-si intalnire peste exact un an in acelasi loc in care s-au despartit, pentru a vedea cum li s-a schimbat viata in bine dupa aceasta fericita intamplare.<br>Dupa un an apare Ion cu o limuzina, imbracat intr-un costum Armani, cu un lant gros la gat pe care scrie \u201cJonny the best\u201d, musculos; ce mai, arata traznet. Gheorghe, ca vai de el, imbracat in itari, ca tot omul sarac si amarat. Ion:<br>\u2013 Pai bine, Gheorghe, eu am ajuns acasa, am spart un ou si mi-am dorit sa am un oras in SUA care sa fie numai al meu. Apoi am mai spart un ou si mi-am luat nevasta pe Miss Univers. Al treilea ou l-am spart pentru a arata asa cum arat. Tu cum de nu te-ai schimbat deloc, ba, parca arati mai amarat decat inainte?<br>\u2013 Apai, mai Ioane, stii tu, cu necazurile vietii\u2026<br>\u2013 Dar cu oule ce-ai facut? <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=948\">Nu le-ai folosit<\/a>?<br>\u2013 Pai sa vezi: ajung acasa, cand sa intru, ma impiedic de prag si sparg un ou. Fara sa vreau, am injurat \u201d Mii de p\u2026le\u201d, stii tu, asa cum injur eu de obicei. Nu ma dezmeticesc bine, si toata casa mea era plin de p\u2026le: pe pat, pe masa, peste tot. A fost musai sa sparg al doilea ou si sa-mi doresc sa dispara toate p\u2026lele din casa, ca nu era chip altfel.<br>\u2013 Pai bine, si ti-a mai ramas un ou\u2026<br>\u2013 Mda, dar a trebuit sa-l sparg sa vina p..la mea inapoi\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Ion si Gheorghe la pescuit. La un moment dat Ion prinde o broasca testoasa. Broasca se implora de Ion sa-i dea drumul, ca-i da in schimb 3 oua care ii vor indeplini cate o dorinta de cate ori va sparge cate un ou. Ion accepta, cu conditia sa primeasca si &#8230; <a title=\"Ion si Gheorghe la pescui\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6609\" aria-label=\"Read more about Ion si Gheorghe la pescui\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6611,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6609","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6609","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6609"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6609\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6612,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6609\/revisions\/6612"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6611"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6609"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6609"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6609"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}