Vine un american \u00een Rom\u00e2nia s\u0103-\u015fi porneasc\u0103 o mic\u0103 afacere la \u0163ar\u0103, o fabric\u0103.G\u0103se\u015fte un \u0163\u0103ran care avea de v\u00e2nzare ceva p\u0103m\u00e2nt, se \u00een\u0163elege la pre\u0163 cu acesta \u015fi r\u0103m\u00e2ne s\u0103 \u00eel cumpere cu o condi\u0163ie: <\/p>\n\n\n\n
ca \u0163\u0103ranul s\u0103-\u015fi ia stupii care-i avea pe un col\u0163i\u015for al terenului, c\u0103 albinele \u00een\u0163eap\u0103 \u015fi \u00eei dau b\u0103taie de cap.
\u0162\u0103ranul \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103-l conving\u0103 c\u0103 nu \u00een\u0163eap\u0103 \u015fi s\u0103 le lase acolo, pentru c\u0103 nu ocup\u0103 loc mult, dar americanul tot nu vrea.Atunci \u0163\u0103ranul \u00eei spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2013 M\u0103 americanule! Eu te leg gol pu\u015fc\u0103 de un copac o noapte \u00eentreag\u0103 \u015fi dac\u0103 se atinge o albin\u0103 de tine, \u00ee\u0163i dau tot p\u0103m\u00e2ntul pe gratis!Americanului \u00eei sur\u00e2de ideea, prefer\u00e2nd s\u0103-l \u00een\u0163epe o albinu\u0163\u0103 pentru delu\u015foarele pe care le avea \u00een fa\u0163a ochilor, \u015fi accept\u0103.
Vine a doua zi \u0163\u0103ranul, \u00eel g\u0103se\u015fte pe american tot supt, sfrijit, dac\u0103 mai avea vreo zece kilograme de tot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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\u2013 Ce-ai p\u0103\u0163it, m\u0103? S-a atins vreo albin\u0103 de tine?
\u2013 Nu, m\u0103, \u0163\u0103rane\u2026 Dar vi\u0163elul \u0103sta n-are mama?!
Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Bonus
La ora de zoologie, profesoara ii pune pe copii sa dea exemple de animale.Bula, cu mana pe sus. Profesoara:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ia da tu, Bula, niste exemple de animale!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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**Un student la \u015ftiin\u0163e economice sta l\u00e2ng\u0103 un catarg \u00een curtea Universit\u0103\u0163ii.Dup\u0103 un timp, vine un coleg student la inginerie \u015fi-l \u00eentreab\u0103:
\u2013 Ce faci colega?
\u2013 Am primit ca tem\u0103 de la rector s\u0103 m\u0103sor \u00een\u0103l\u0163imea catargului \u015fi tocmai m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam cu ce formul\u0103 a\u015f putea face asta mai bine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 O secund\u0103, spune studentul la inginerie.Scoate catargul din suport, \u00eel \u00eentinde pe p\u0103m\u00e2nt \u015fi cu o rulet\u0103 \u00eel m\u0103soar\u0103.
\u2013 Exact 7 metri!
Dup\u0103 care, pune catargul la loc \u00een suport \u015fi pleac\u0103.La care, viitorul economist:
\u2013 Inginerii \u0103\u015ftia!\u2026 Noi vorbim de \u00een\u0103l\u0163ime \u015fi el m\u0103soar\u0103 lungimea\u2026
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