{"id":6592,"date":"2025-12-03T08:31:29","date_gmt":"2025-12-03T08:31:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6592"},"modified":"2025-12-03T08:37:50","modified_gmt":"2025-12-03T08:37:50","slug":"6592","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6592","title":{"rendered":"Un colonel, fum\u00e2ndu-\u0219i pipa \u00een verand\u0103, strig\u0103 Ia ordonan\u021ba sa"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"647\" data-id=\"6593\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0266.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6593\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0266.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0266-283x300.jpeg 283w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>     CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un colonel, fum\u00e2ndu-\u0219i pipa \u00een verand\u0103, strig\u0103 Ia ordonan\u021ba sa:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Ioanee, ia vino \u00eencoace!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ordona\u021bi don&#8217; colonel!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>M\u0103i Ioane, tu e\u0219ti b\u0103iat de Ia \u021bar\u0103, cu judecat\u0103 s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103. Ia s\u0103-mi spui tu mie, dac\u0103 eu fac dragoste cu nevast\u0103-mea, se consider\u0103 o pl\u0103cere sau o \u00eendatorire?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>P\u0103i, don&#8217; colonel , io cred c\u0103 e pl\u0103cere.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>De ce crezi asta?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>P\u0103i, don&#8217; colonel, dac\u0103 ar fi o \u00eendatorire m-a\u021bi pune pe mine s-o fac!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>         CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>RECOMAND\u0102RI PENTRU A FACE S@X PENTRU PENSIONARI<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ol class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>\u00cen primul r\u00e2nd, cur\u0103\u021b\u0103-\u021bi foarte bine ochelarii \u0219i asigur\u0103-te c\u0103 partenerul t\u0103u este \u00een pat.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Las\u0103 lumina aprins\u0103 pentru a evita \u00eempiedic\u0103rile c\u00e2nd mergi la baie.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u00cenchide televizorul sau radioul pentru a te putea concentra asupra sarcinii dificile.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Nu uita s\u0103 te dezbraci.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Verifica dac\u0103 proteza dentar\u0103 are suficient lipici, astfel \u00eenc\u00e2t s\u0103 nu se desprind\u0103 \u00een timpul ac\u021biunii sau s\u0103 se rup\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd c\u0103de\u021bi din pat.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Seteaz\u0103-\u021bi alarma s\u0103 sune \u00een 15 minute; aceasta este o precau\u021bie elementar\u0103 \u00een cazul \u00een care adormi\u021bi.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Verifica dac\u0103 num\u0103rul de urgen\u021b\u0103 se afl\u0103 \u00een sistemul de apelare rapid\u0103 al telefonului.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u021aine la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103 poli\u021ba de asigurare medical\u0103 sau cardul de internare.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Scrie numele partenerului t\u0103u \u00een palma m\u00e2inii \u00een caz c\u0103-l ui\u021bi.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u021aine minte \u201epastila albastr\u0103 magic\u0103\u201d\u2026 \u0219i dac\u0103 este necesar, e mai bine s\u0103 ai dou\u0103.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u021aine la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103 ni\u0219te analgezice, \u00een caz c\u0103 \u021bi se blocheaz\u0103 coloana vertebral\u0103 sau ai crampe.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ia c\u00e2teva aspirine \u00eenainte de a \u00eencepe, ca protec\u021bie anti-infarct.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>P\u0103streaz\u0103 la \u00eendem\u00e2n\u0103 testamentul preg\u0103tit, \u00een caz de urgen\u021b\u0103 nefericit\u0103.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>F\u0103 c\u00e2t zgomot vrei \u0219i nu-\u021bi face griji pentru vecinii de aceea\u0219i v\u00e2rst\u0103 cu tine, pentru c\u0103 \u0219i ei sunt pe jum\u0103tate surzi \u0219i nu vor crede ce faci.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Dac\u0103 reu\u0219e\u0219ti s\u0103 termini, sun\u0103-\u021bi cuno\u0219tin\u021bele sau trimite-le un email\u2026 ca s\u0103 te lauzi!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Toasta\u021bi pentru succesul vostru cu \u0219ampanie \u0219i dac\u0103 nu o pute\u021bi bea,merge<br>chiar \u0219i ceai de mu\u0219e\u021bel sau ap\u0103.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Nu \u00eencerca a doua oar\u0103\u2026 poate fi fatal.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 M\u0103 \u00eentorc \u00een Rom\u00e2nia! M-am s\u0103turat de Italia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-2 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"640\" height=\"640\" data-id=\"6598\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0320.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6598\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0320.jpeg 640w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0320-300x300.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0320-150x150.jpeg 150w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 640px) 100vw, 640px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Mam\u0103, ce spui? Te g\u00e2nde\u0219ti doar la tine. Tu ne \u00eentre\u021bii pe to\u021bi! \u0218tii bine c\u0103 acum nu sunt locuri de munc\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>De 20 de ani muncesc din greu \u00een Italia, f\u0103r\u0103 odihn\u0103. Totul pentru fiii mei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Fostul meu m-a l\u0103sat singur\u0103 cu doi copii \u0219i a plecat la alta, a\u0219a c\u0103 nu aveam pe cine s\u0103 m\u0103 bazez.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Trebuia cumva s\u0103-i pun pe b\u0103ie\u021bi pe picioare. Am fost nevoit\u0103 s\u0103 plec la munc\u0103 \u00een str\u0103in\u0103tate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00centre timp, fiii mei s-au c\u0103s\u0103torit \u0219i mi-au d\u0103ruit nepo\u021bi, iar eu sunt tot aici.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ba pentru apartament, ba pentru gr\u0103dini\u021b\u0103, ba pentru repara\u021bii\u2026 Sf\u00e2r\u0219it nu se vede.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cen ultimii cinci ani, am avut grij\u0103 de doi b\u0103tr\u00e2ni. Este incredibil de greu, dar oare m-am pl\u00e2ns vreodat\u0103? M\u0103 consola g\u00e2ndul c\u0103 acum am grij\u0103 de Maxim \u0219i Vasile, iar la b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021be m\u0103 vor \u00eengriji ei pe mine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar a fost suficient s\u0103 m\u0103 \u00eemboln\u0103vesc ca adev\u0103rul despre fiii mei s\u0103 ias\u0103 la suprafa\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Mam\u0103, cum adic\u0103 te \u00eentorci acas\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Copii, nu mai sunt la fel de s\u0103n\u0103toas\u0103\u2026 Vreau s\u0103 m\u0103 odihnesc.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u00ce\u021bi dai seama c\u00e2t de iresponsabil este asta? \u0218tii bine c\u00e2t de tensionat\u0103 este situa\u021bia acum \u00een Ucraina. Noi nu lucr\u0103m, st\u0103m acas\u0103. Tu ne \u00eentre\u021bii pe to\u021bi!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Atunci g\u0103si\u021bi-v\u0103 un loc de munc\u0103! Eu nu mai pot tr\u0103i a\u0219a. Toat\u0103 via\u021ba v-am \u00eentre\u021binut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i ce crede\u021bi? Copiii nu m-au \u00een\u021beles. S-au sup\u0103rat de moarte.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>M-a m\u0103cinat con\u0219tiin\u021ba, groaznic! C\u00e2teva s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2ni nu mi-am g\u0103sit lini\u0219tea. Dac\u0103 nu m\u0103 \u00eencuraja prietena mea, nu \u0219tiu ce a\u0219 fi f\u0103cut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ivanka, de ce e\u0219ti at\u00e2t de naiv\u0103? Copiii t\u0103i s-au coco\u021bat pe umerii t\u0103i \u0219i nici m\u0103car nu \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103 coboare. Uite fiica mea: da, \u0219i eu \u00eei trimit bani, dar ea nu i-a risipit, nu i-a cheltuit aiurea, ci \u0219i-a construit o cas\u0103. M-a trecut la proprietate. Acum, la b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021be, voi tr\u0103i ca \u00een s\u00e2nul lui Dumnezeu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dar din ce tr\u0103ie\u0219te ea?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ivanka, oamenii trebuie s\u0103 munceasc\u0103! Marinka mea este profesoar\u0103, mai face \u0219i medita\u021bii. A\u0219a c\u0103 are banii ei. Dar ai t\u0103i? Nici m\u0103car nu \u0219tiu ce \u00eenseamn\u0103 munca.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ai dreptate, Liudmila. Eu sunt de vin\u0103 pentru tot.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Deocamdat\u0103, am decis s\u0103 r\u0103m\u00e2n \u00een Italia. Am calculat c\u0103 \u00een patru ani voi putea c\u00e2\u0219tiga bani pentru un apartament. Sunt sigur\u0103 c\u0103 voi fi nevoit\u0103 s\u0103-mi asigur singur\u0103 o b\u0103tr\u00e2ne\u021be lini\u0219tit\u0103 \u0219i f\u0103r\u0103 griji.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dar inima t\u00e2nje\u0219te dup\u0103 fiii mei, nepo\u021bi, nurori\u2026 Ce s\u0103 fac acum?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un colonel, fum\u00e2ndu-\u0219i pipa \u00een verand\u0103, strig\u0103 Ia ordonan\u021ba sa: CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f RECOMAND\u0102RI PENTRU A FACE S@X PENTRU PENSIONARI CITESTE \u0218I \u2935\ufe0f \u2013 M\u0103 \u00eentorc \u00een Rom\u00e2nia! M-am s\u0103turat de Italia. \u2013 Mam\u0103, ce spui? Te g\u00e2nde\u0219ti doar la tine. 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