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Tat\u0103l este chemat la \u0219coal\u0103:
\u2013 Fiul dumneavoastr\u0103 a desenat pe banc\u0103 o musc\u0103, foarte real\u0103, \u0219i mi-am zdrobit pumnul \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 o om\/or.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Ha! S\u0103 m\u0103 fi v\u0103zut pe mine, c\u00e2nd am intrat \u00een baie \u0219i v\u0103z\u00e2nd \u00een cad\u0103 un crocodil pictat, de fric\u0103, am ie\u0219it printr-o u\u0219\u0103 pictat\u0103\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n
VEZI SI URMATORUL \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Trebuia s\u0103 m\u0103 duc la ginecolog la sf\u00e2r\u0219itul s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2nii, dar am primit \u00een diminea\u021ba asta un telefon de la biroul medicului, mi s-a zis c\u0103 am fost reprogramat\u0103 pentru azi la ora 9:30. Abia terminasem s\u0103 preg\u0103tesc pe toat\u0103 lumea pentru \u0219coal\u0103 \u0219i serviciu, \u0219i era \u00een jur de 8:45.
Drumul c\u0103tre cabinetul ginecologului dura cam 35 de minute, a\u0219a c\u0103 nu prea aveam mult timp la dispozi\u021bie. A\u0219a cum fac multe femei, \u00eemi place s\u0103 fac un efort \u00een plus \u00een ceea ce prive\u0219te igiena c\u00e2nd vine vorba de astfel de vizite, dar de data asta nu mai aveam timp s\u0103 fac ceea ce f\u0103ceam de obicei.
A\u0219a c\u0103 am alergat sus, mi-am aruncat pijamalele, am luat prosopul care era l\u00e2ng\u0103 chiuvet\u0103, \u0219i m-am sp\u0103lat bine \u00een acea zon\u0103 pentru a m\u0103 asigura c\u0103 m\u0103car sunt prezentabil\u0103\u2026 Apoi am aruncat prosopul \u00een co\u0219ul cu rufe murdare, am b\u0103gat c\u00e2teva rufe la sp\u0103lat, am s\u0103rit \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103 \u0219i am alergat s\u0103 prind programarea.
A\u0219teptam doar de c\u00e2teva minute c\u00e2nd am fost deja chemat\u0103. \u0218tiind ce urmeaz\u0103, m-am urcat pe mas\u0103, m-am uitat \u00eentr-o parte \u0219i mi-am imaginat c\u0103 sunt pe undeva prin Paris, sau orice alt loc care e la mul\u021bi kilometri distan\u021b\u0103.
Am fost foarte surprins\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd medicul mi-a zis: ,,Oh, doamne, dar v\u0103d c\u0103 te-ai preg\u0103tit mult pentru \u00eent\u00e2lnirea noastr\u0103, nu?\u201d
Nu am r\u0103spuns.
Dup\u0103 programare, am r\u0103suflat u\u0219urat\u0103 \u0219i am mers acas\u0103. Restul zilei a fost perfect normal\u2026 Am f\u0103cut cump\u0103r\u0103turi, cur\u0103\u021benie, g\u0103tit.
Apoi, dup\u0103 \u0219coal\u0103, c\u00e2nd fiica mea de 6 ani se juca, m-a strigat din baie: ,,Mami, mami, unde mi-e prosopelul?\u201d I-am zis s\u0103 ia un altul din dulap.
A r\u0103spuns: ,,Nu, am nevoie de \u0103la neap\u0103rat, era l\u00e2ng\u0103 chiuvet\u0103. Aveam \u00een el tot sclipiciul, l-am pus acolo de diminea\u021b\u0103 ca s\u0103 m\u0103 joc cu el c\u00e2nd m\u0103 \u00eentorc\u201d.
Nu m\u0103 mai duc \u00een via\u021ba mea la acel doctor!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
Tat\u0103l este chemat la \u0219coal\u0103:\u2013 Fiul dumneavoastr\u0103 a desenat pe banc\u0103 o musc\u0103, foarte real\u0103, \u0219i mi-am zdrobit pumnul \u00eencerc\u00e2nd s\u0103 o om\/or. \u2013 Ha! S\u0103 m\u0103 fi v\u0103zut pe mine, c\u00e2nd am intrat \u00een baie \u0219i v\u0103z\u00e2nd \u00een cad\u0103 un crocodil pictat, de fric\u0103, am ie\u0219it printr-o u\u0219\u0103 pictat\u0103\u2026 VEZI SI URMATORUL \u2935\ufe0f Trebuia … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6591,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6588","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6588","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6588"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6588\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6590,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6588\/revisions\/6590"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6591"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6588"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6588"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6588"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}