{"id":6573,"date":"2025-12-01T19:25:32","date_gmt":"2025-12-01T19:25:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6573"},"modified":"2025-12-01T19:25:32","modified_gmt":"2025-12-01T19:25:32","slug":"nu-vreau-injectii-urasc-injectiile","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6573","title":{"rendered":"Nu vreau injec\u0163ii. Ur\u0103sc injec\u0163iile!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"641\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0257.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6574\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0257.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0257-285x300.jpeg 285w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>     CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O dentist\u0103 caut\u0103 un ac pentru anestezia unui pacient.<br>\u2013 Nu vreau injec\u0163ii. Ur\u0103sc injec\u0163iile!, strig\u0103 b\u0103rbatul.<br>Dentista agit\u0103 atunci o butelie cu protoxid de azot, la care pacientul \u00eencepe s\u0103 \u0163ipe:<br>\u2013 Nu pot s\u0103 suport gazele, masca m\u0103 sufoc\u0103!<br>Dentista \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 atunci pe pacient daca n-are nimic \u00eempotriv\u0103 s\u0103 ia o pilul\u0103.<br>\u2013 Nicio problema, zice pacientul. M\u0103 \u00eempac bine cu pilulele.<br>Dentista revine cu o pilul\u0103 \u0219i zice:<br>\u2013 Uite aici, o Viagra.<br>B\u0103rbatul:<br>\u2013 Nu mi-am \u00eenchipuit c\u0103 Viagra atenueaz\u0103 durerea!<br>\u2013 Nu atenueaz\u0103, dar cel pu\u0163in o s\u0103 ai de ce s\u0103 te \u0163ii \u00een timp ce-\u0163i scot m\u0103seaua\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>      CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Sotul isi insoteste sotia la cumparaturi intr-un supermarket.<br>In timp ce impinge fara chef caruciorul, ajunge la raionul de bere.<br>Ochii i se lumineaza. Oferta la Heineken! &#8220;cumpara azi o lada de heineken si-n loc de 40 lei platesti doar 20&#8221;.<br>Entuziasmat apuca lada s-o bage-n carucior.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Heeei!! Ce faci? intreaba nervoasa sotia.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Pai draga mea, e oferta: cu 20 lei imi iau o lada de bere!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Suntem in criza dragule, nu ne putem permite! Las-o acolo.<br>Cu amaraciune-n suflet, barbatul renunta la berea lui preferata si-si continua fara chef plimbarea prin magazin.<br>La un moment dat ajung la raionul Cosmetice.<br>Femeia apuca o crema de fata din raft si da s-o bage in carucior.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Heeei! ce faci? sare furios sotul!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Pai dragul meu, asta e crema mea preferata, ma face sa arat frumoasa si costa doar 40 lei.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>La Naiba!! Si Heinekenul te face sa pari frumoasa si e la jumate de pret!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f O dentist\u0103 caut\u0103 un ac pentru anestezia unui pacient.\u2013 Nu vreau injec\u0163ii. Ur\u0103sc injec\u0163iile!, strig\u0103 b\u0103rbatul.Dentista agit\u0103 atunci o butelie cu protoxid de azot, la care pacientul \u00eencepe s\u0103 \u0163ipe:\u2013 Nu pot s\u0103 suport gazele, masca m\u0103 sufoc\u0103!Dentista \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 atunci pe pacient daca n-are nimic \u00eempotriv\u0103 s\u0103 ia o &#8230; <a title=\"Nu vreau injec\u0163ii. Ur\u0103sc injec\u0163iile!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6573\" aria-label=\"Read more about Nu vreau injec\u0163ii. 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