{"id":6569,"date":"2025-12-01T13:05:05","date_gmt":"2025-12-01T13:05:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6569"},"modified":"2025-12-01T13:05:05","modified_gmt":"2025-12-01T13:05:05","slug":"sefu-nu-va-suparati-n-am-nici-un-chef-de-munca","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6569","title":{"rendered":"\u015eefu\u2019, nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u0163i, n-am nici un chef de munc\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"577\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0246.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6570\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0246.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/12\/IMG_0246-300x284.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00centr-o diminea\u0163a, \u015feful prime\u015fte un telefon la birou de la un angajat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>\u015eefu\u2019, nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u0163i, n-am nici un chef de munc\u0103, da\u0163i-mi o zi liber\u0103, v\u0103 rog!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Hai, Ioane, fii om serios, avem o groaz\u0103 de treburi de f\u0103cut azi! Mi se mai \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 \u015fi mie, dar \u015ftii cum fac? Trag o partid\u0103 bun\u0103 de s3x cu nevast\u0103-mea \u015fi m\u0103 \u00eenviorez extraordinar, cap\u0103t o energie fantastic\u0103! Hai, tinere, f\u0103 ca mine \u015fi vino la serviciu!<br>Peste 2 ore, \u015feful \u00eel vede pe Ion muncind cu un spor teribil, ca niciodat\u0103.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ai v\u0103zut, Ioane, c\u0103 se poate?<br>Ion r\u0103spunde dezinvolt:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Mare om e\u015fti, \u015fefule! C\u00e2t\u0103 dreptate ai avut! O partid\u0103 de s3x cu nevast\u0103-ta este energie curat\u0103.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p>     CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<blockquote class=\"wp-block-quote is-layout-flow wp-block-quote-is-layout-flow\">\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">O tip\u0103 \u00een fust\u0103 str\u00e2mt\u0103 vrea s\u0103 se urce \u00een autobuz.<br>D\u0103 s\u0103 ridice piciorul pe scara, dar \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219te privirea c\u0103l\u0103torilor aten\u021bi la mi\u0219care, a\u0219a c\u0103, discret, duce m\u00e2na la fermoarul de la spate \u0219i \u00eel descheie pu\u021bin s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i coboare usor pe solduri fusta. \u00cencearca din nou sa urce\u2026tot asa.<br>Se descheie mai mult la fust\u0103, tot nimic.<br>A treia oara la fel.<br>\u00cen spatele ei, un cioban o ia de sub brat \u0219i o urc\u0103.<br>Tipa revoltat\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"has-text-align-left\">Nesim\u021bitule, pui m\u00e2na pe mine?<br>Ciobanul:<br>\u2013 Apoi domni\u021b\u0103 drag\u0103, dup\u0103 ce m-ai descheiat de trei ori la \u0219li\u021b am crezut c\u0103 suntem prieteni.<\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f \u00centr-o diminea\u0163a, \u015feful prime\u015fte un telefon la birou de la un angajat: CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f O tip\u0103 \u00een fust\u0103 str\u00e2mt\u0103 vrea s\u0103 se urce \u00een autobuz.D\u0103 s\u0103 ridice piciorul pe scara, dar \u00eent\u00e2lne\u0219te privirea c\u0103l\u0103torilor aten\u021bi la mi\u0219care, a\u0219a c\u0103, discret, duce m\u00e2na la fermoarul de la spate &#8230; <a title=\"\u015eefu\u2019, nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u0163i, n-am nici un chef de munc\u0103\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6569\" aria-label=\"Read more about \u015eefu\u2019, nu v\u0103 sup\u0103ra\u0163i, n-am nici un chef de munc\u0103\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6571,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6569","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6569","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6569"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6569\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6572,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6569\/revisions\/6572"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6571"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6569"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6569"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6569"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}