{"id":6561,"date":"2025-11-29T15:30:22","date_gmt":"2025-11-29T15:30:22","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6561"},"modified":"2025-11-29T15:30:23","modified_gmt":"2025-11-29T15:30:23","slug":"un-politist-isi-repara-masina-in-fata-blocului","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6561","title":{"rendered":"Un politist isi repara masina in fata blocului"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"449\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_0129.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6562\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_0129.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_0129-300x221.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un politist isi repara masina in fata blocului de vreo cateva ore. La un moment dat isi face aparitia un pusti :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Aaaaa, nene politist&#8230; aaaa, eu tiu ce ale masina !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Fugi mai de-aicia si te joaca in alta parte !<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8230; dupa jumatate de ora :<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Aaaa, nene politist, eu tiu ce ale masinaaa &#8230; !!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Ma, tu chiar n-auzi, vrei sa-ti dau vreo 2 bastoane la sectie&#8230; du-te la ma-ta, puslama ce esti&#8230;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dupa vreo 2 ore, timp in care pustiul se tot invartea prin fata blocului, se mai gandeste politistul &#8220;Mai, cine stie, poate o fi taica-su mecanic sau ceva de genul asta &#8230;&#8221;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Mai pustiulica ! ia vino&#8217;ncoace ! ce ziceai de masina ? Ce are ???<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Aaaaa, eeeee &#8230; , e tricata !!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>     CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un barman era at\u00e2t de sigur c\u0103 e cel mai puternic om din zon\u0103 \u00eenc\u00e2t a pus \u00een bar un afi\u015f cu un pariu permanent: \u201ecine poate s\u0103 mai stoarc\u0103 o picatur\u0103 dintr-o lam\u00e2ie stoars\u0103 de mine prime\u015fte b\u0103utur\u0103 gratis pe via\u0163\u0103\u201d.<br>\u00centr-o zi apare un pr\u0103p\u0103dit slab \u015fi cu ochelari \u015fi spune:<br>\u2013 A\u015f vrea s\u0103 \u00eencerc \u015fi eu!<br>Dup\u0103 ce s-au potolit r\u00e2setele, barmanul ia o lam\u00e2ie, o stoarce \u015fi i-o d\u0103 omului.<br>Acesta o ia, o str\u00e2nge \u015fi mai stoarce c\u00e2teva pic\u0103turi din ea, l\u0103s\u00e2nd mut\u0103 toat\u0103 lumea din bar.<br>Barmanul, stupefiat, accept\u0103 c\u0103 a pierdut \u015fi \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103 pe om:<br>\u2013 Unde lucrezi? Tai lemne, ridici greut\u0103\u0163i sau ce faci?<br>\u2013 A, nu, sunt contabil la fisc.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un politist isi repara masina in fata blocului de vreo cateva ore. La un moment dat isi face aparitia un pusti : &#8211; Aaaaa, nene politist&#8230; aaaa, eu tiu ce ale masina ! &#8211; Fugi mai de-aicia si te joaca in alta parte ! &#8230; dupa jumatate de ora : &#8230; <a title=\"Un politist isi repara masina in fata blocului\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6561\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un politist isi repara masina in fata blocului\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6563,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6561","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6561","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6561"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6561\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6564,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6561\/revisions\/6564"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6563"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6561"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6561"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6561"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}