{"id":6541,"date":"2025-11-27T11:18:12","date_gmt":"2025-11-27T11:18:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6541"},"modified":"2025-11-27T11:21:34","modified_gmt":"2025-11-27T11:21:34","slug":"un-tip-se-plimba-prin-tel-aviv","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6541","title":{"rendered":"Un tip se plimba prin Tel Aviv"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"584\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_0064.webp\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6543\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_0064.webp 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_0064-300x287.webp 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>CITESTE \u0218I <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6464\">URMATORUL<\/a> BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un tip se <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6464\">plimba<\/a> prin Tel Aviv cand vede in vitrina unui magazin un ceas expus. Intra in magazin si spune:<br>\u2013 Buna ziua, as vrea sa cumpar ceasul acela.<br>\u2013 Stiti.. nu e de vanzare.. dar daca vreti, va putem face o circumcizie!<br>\u2013 Nu, multumesc\u2026 as vrea sa cumpar ceasul acela din vitrina.. e un ceas foarte frumos..<br>\u2013 V-am spus ca nu e de vanzare.. dar daca veniti cu un prieten, va facem 2 <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6464\">circumcizii<\/a> la pret de una!<br>Tipul se enerveaza si izbucneste:<br>\u2013 Dar mai lasati-ma in pace cu circumciziile! Eu vreau ceasul!<br>Vanzatorul ofteaza si spune:<br>\u2013 Stiti.. noi aici nu vindem ceasuri.. Aici facem circumcizii.<br>Tipul intreaba:<br>\u2013 Pai atunci de ce ati pus <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6464\">ceasul<\/a> in vitrina?<br>Vanzatorul:<br>\u2013 Pai\u2026 ce era sa punem?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"720\" height=\"930\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_0065.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6544\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_0065.jpeg 720w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_0065-232x300.jpeg 232w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 720px) 100vw, 720px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un tip se plimba prin Tel Aviv cand vede in vitrina unui magazin un ceas expus. Intra in magazin si spune:\u2013 Buna ziua, as vrea sa cumpar ceasul acela.\u2013 Stiti.. nu e de vanzare.. dar daca vreti, va putem face o circumcizie!\u2013 Nu, multumesc\u2026 as vrea sa cumpar ceasul acela &#8230; <a title=\"Un tip se plimba prin Tel Aviv\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6541\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un tip se plimba prin Tel Aviv\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6542,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6541","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6541","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6541"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6541\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6547,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6541\/revisions\/6547"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6542"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6541"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6541"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6541"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}