{"id":6500,"date":"2025-11-24T17:40:10","date_gmt":"2025-11-24T17:40:10","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6500"},"modified":"2025-11-24T17:40:11","modified_gmt":"2025-11-24T17:40:11","slug":"moare-unul-si-ajunge-in-iad","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6500","title":{"rendered":"Moare unul \u015fi ajunge \u00een iad"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"592\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9970.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6502\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9970.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9970-300x291.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br>     CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Moare unul \u015fi ajunge \u00een iad. Acolo descoper\u0103 c\u0103 exist\u0103 c\u00e2te un iad pentru fiecare \u0163ar\u0103. Merge \u00een iadul german \u015fi \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Ce \u0163i se face aici?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>P\u0103i, ce s\u0103-\u0163i fac\u0103\u2026. te pun pe scaunul electric pentru o or\u0103, pe urm\u0103 te a\u015feaz\u0103 pe un pat de cuie pentru \u00eenc\u0103 o or\u0103, \u015fi restul zilei te biciuie\u015fte dracul german. Omului nu-i place ce aude \u015fi \u00eencearc\u0103 iadul rusesc:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ce \u0163i se face aici ?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>P\u0103i\u2026.. te pun pe scaunul electric pentru o or\u0103, pe urm\u0103 te a\u015feaz\u0103 pe un pat de cuie pentru \u00eenc\u0103 o or\u0103, \u015fi restul zilei te biciuie\u015fte dracul rus. Pe urm\u0103 verific\u0103 iadul american, francez, etc. \u015fi prime\u015fte r\u0103spunsuri asem\u0103n\u0103toare. Apoi ajunge la iadul rom\u00e2nesc \u015fi descoper\u0103 c\u0103 este o coad\u0103 foarte, foarte mare la intrare..<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ce \u0163i se face aici?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>P\u0103i \u2026. te pun pe scaunul electric pentru o or\u0103, pe urm\u0103 te a\u015feaz\u0103 pe un pat de cuie pentru \u00eenc\u0103 o or\u0103 \u015fi restul zilei te biciuie\u015fte dracul rom\u00e2n.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>P\u0103i este cam la fel ca \u00een celelalte iaduri, de ce vrea at\u00e2ta lume s\u0103 intre?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Pentru c\u0103 scaunul electric nu merge \u015fi nimeni nu vine s\u0103-l repare, cuiele din pat au fost furate, iar dracul rom\u00e2n este un fost senator, a\u015fa c\u0103 vine, semneaz\u0103 de prezen\u0163\u0103 \u015fi apoi se duce la bar\u2026.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"594\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9349-1-594x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6501\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9349-1-594x1024.jpeg 594w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9349-1-174x300.jpeg 174w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9349-1.jpeg 610w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 594px) 100vw, 594px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Moare unul \u015fi ajunge \u00een iad. Acolo descoper\u0103 c\u0103 exist\u0103 c\u00e2te un iad pentru fiecare \u0163ar\u0103. Merge \u00een iadul german \u015fi \u00eentreab\u0103: CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6503,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6500","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6500","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6500"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6500\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6504,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6500\/revisions\/6504"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6503"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6500"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6500"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6500"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}