{"id":6495,"date":"2025-11-24T09:15:49","date_gmt":"2025-11-24T09:15:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6495"},"modified":"2025-11-24T09:15:49","modified_gmt":"2025-11-24T09:15:49","slug":"va-trebui-sa-cari-intr-una-greutati","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6495","title":{"rendered":"Va trebui s\u0103 cari \u00eentr-una greut\u0103\u0163i"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"600\" height=\"612\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9954.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6497\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9954.jpeg 600w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9954-294x300.jpeg 294w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>     CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dumnezeu a creat m\u0103garul \u015fi \u00eei zise:<br>\u2013 Tu e\u015fti un m\u0103gar. Va trebui s\u0103 cari \u00eentr-una greut\u0103\u0163i pe spatele t\u0103u de diminea\u0163\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 seara. Vei m\u00e2nca iarb\u0103 \u015fi nu vei fi prea de\u015ftept. \u015ei vei tr\u0103i 50 de ani.<br>M\u0103garul spuse:<br>\u2013 S\u0103 tr\u0103iesc a\u015fa 50 de ani e mult prea mult, Doamne! Nu m\u0103 l\u0103sa s\u0103 tr\u0103iesc mai mult de 30 de ani!<br>\u015ei a fost a\u015fa. Apoi, Domnul a f\u0103cut c\u00e2inele \u015fi \u00eei zise:<br>\u2013 Tu e\u015fti un c\u00e2ine! Tu vei veghea bunurile oamenilor \u015fi vei fi prietenul lor cel mai bun. Vei m\u00e2nca resturile de la masa oamenilor \u015fi vei tr\u0103i 25 de ani.<br>C\u00e2inele zise:<br>\u2013 A\u015fa o via\u0163\u0103 25 de ani e prea mult, Doamne! Nu-mi da mai mult de 10 ani.<br>\u015ei a fost a\u015fa. Dup\u0103 care Dumnezeu a creat maimu\u0163a \u015fi i-a zis:<br>\u2013 Tu e\u015fti o maimu\u0163\u0103! Vei s\u0103ri din pom \u00een pom \u015fi te vei purta ca un idiot. Vei fi hazlie \u015fi vei tr\u0103i 20 de ani.<br>Maimu\u0163a zise:<br>\u2013 Doamne! 20 de ani ca un clovn e prea mult. Te rog, nu-mi da mai mult de 10 ani.<br>\u015ei a fost a\u015fa. La urma Dumnezeu a creat omul \u015fi i-a zis:<br>\u2013 E\u015fti singura f\u0103ptur\u0103 cu ra\u0163iune. O vei folosi s\u0103 \u00eembl\u00e2nze\u015fti animale \u015fi s\u0103 cultivi plante. Vei st\u0103p\u00e2ni P\u0103m\u00e2ntul \u015fi vei tr\u0103i 20 de ani.<br>Omul zise:<br>\u2013 Doamne, 20 de ani, prea pu\u0163in! D\u0103-mi, Doamne, cei 20 de ani care i-a refuzat m\u0103garul, cei 15 ai c\u00e2inelui \u015fi cei 10 ai maimu\u0163ei. \u015ei a\u015fa a f\u0103cut Dumnezeu, c\u0103 omul tr\u0103ie\u015fte 20 de ani ca om, dup\u0103 care se c\u0103s\u0103tore\u015fte \u015fi 20 de ani tr\u0103ie\u015fte ca m\u0103gar. Apoi, va avea copii \u015fi va tr\u0103i 15 ani ca un c\u00e2ine, p\u0103zind casa \u015fi m\u00e2nc\u00e2nd resturile de la familia sa. Apoi, la v\u00e2rste \u00eenaintate, \u00ee\u015fi tr\u0103ie\u015fte ultimii 10 ani ca maimu\u0163a, se va purta ca un idiot \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi va distra nepo\u0163ii.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"763\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9953-763x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6498\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9953-763x1024.jpeg 763w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9953-223x300.jpeg 223w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9953-768x1031.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9953.jpeg 945w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 763px) 100vw, 763px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Dumnezeu a creat m\u0103garul \u015fi \u00eei zise:\u2013 Tu e\u015fti un m\u0103gar. Va trebui s\u0103 cari \u00eentr-una greut\u0103\u0163i pe spatele t\u0103u de diminea\u0163\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 seara. Vei m\u00e2nca iarb\u0103 \u015fi nu vei fi prea de\u015ftept. \u015ei vei tr\u0103i 50 de ani.M\u0103garul spuse:\u2013 S\u0103 tr\u0103iesc a\u015fa 50 de ani e mult prea mult, &#8230; <a title=\"Va trebui s\u0103 cari \u00eentr-una greut\u0103\u0163i\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6495\" aria-label=\"Read more about Va trebui s\u0103 cari \u00eentr-una greut\u0103\u0163i\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6496,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6495"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6495\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6499,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6495\/revisions\/6499"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6496"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}