{"id":643,"date":"2024-05-15T11:24:29","date_gmt":"2024-05-15T11:24:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=643"},"modified":"2025-11-28T20:35:14","modified_gmt":"2025-11-28T20:35:14","slug":"o-femeie-de-la-tara-se-duce-la-ginecolog","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=643","title":{"rendered":"O FEMEIE DE LA \u021aAR\u0102 SE DUCE LA GINECOLOG"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><br><br><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"444\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/IMG_0122.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6556\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/IMG_0122.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/IMG_0122-300x218.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br>   CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dom\u2019 doctor, am o puzderie de copii, \u0219i cum nasc, cum r\u0103m\u00e2n gravid\u0103 din nou\u2026Ce m\u0103 sf\u0103tui\u021bi s\u0103 fac s\u0103 nu mai r\u0103m\u00e2n \u00eens\u0103rcinat\u0103?<br>\u2013 P\u0103i, cel mai sigur ar fi s\u0103 nu te mai culci cu b\u0103rbatul o perioad\u0103.<br>\u2013 Am \u00eencercat, dom\u2019 doctor, dar cu at\u00e2\u021bia copii pe cap, toat\u0103 ziua muncesc, iar seara cad rupt\u0103 de oboseal\u0103 \u0219i adorm de cum pun capul pe pern\u0103, iar b\u0103rbatu-miu se strecoar\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-l simt de obosit\u0103 ce sunt \u0219i\u2026<br>Atunci, dac\u0103 a\u0219a stau lucrurile, te duci \u0219i cumperi un borcan de zece litri, iar seara c\u00e2nd te culci, bagi picioarele \u00een borcan \u0219i ai sc\u0103pat de necaz!Femeia nu prea pricepu ce vrea doctorul s\u0103 spun\u0103 \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103:\u2013 Cum \u00een borcan, dom\u2019 doctor?<br>\u2013 A\u0219a bine! Te culci cu picioarele \u00een borcan \u0219i ai s\u0103 vezi c\u0103 nu mai r\u0103m\u00e2i gravid\u0103. Metoda este garantat\u0103 100%.Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva luni bune, femeia vine din nou la doctor, \u201ccu burta la gur\u0103\u201d. C\u00e2nd o vede, doctorul o \u00eentreab\u0103 mirat:<br>\u2013 Ai r\u0103mas iar gravid\u0103? Nu se poate! Cum s-a-nt\u00e2mplat? Ai cump\u0103rat un borcan de zece litri, a\u0219a cum \u021bi-am spus, \u00een care s\u0103 bagi picioarele c\u00e2nd te culci?La care, femeia zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Am cump\u0103rat, dom\u2019 doctor, dar n-am g\u0103sit borcan de zece litri \u0219i am luat dou\u0103 de cinci\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>     CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>M\u0103i Ioane, ce-i necazul ? Parc\u0103 e\u0219ti cam ab\u0103tut.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Petre drag\u0103, bai ca \u0103sta niciodat\u0103 n-am avut.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>M\u0103i Ioane, ca-ntre prieteni, \u021bi-a luat foc \u0219ura cu paie?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Uite, vin de la un doctor \u0219i o zis c-o s\u0103 mi-o taie.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>S\u0103 \u021bi-o taie? zice Petre c\u0103sc\u00e2nd ochii de uimire.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ce s\u0103-i faci m\u0103i Petre drag\u0103, boala nu \u00ee\u021bi d\u0103 de \u0219tire.<br>De trei zile nu se scoal\u0103, nu \u0219tiu ce m\u0103 fac cu ea.<br>N-o pot scoate nici pe-afar\u0103, c\u0103 dac\u0103 boala se ia?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ioi Ioane, ai cu capul? Cum s\u0103 faci una ca asta?<br>Mai bine \u021bine-o ascuns\u0103, s\u0103 \u021bi-o vad\u0103 doar nevasta.<br>N-ai c\u0103tat vreun leac, vreo bab\u0103, s\u0103-i desc\u00e2nte ca s\u0103-\u021bi treac\u0103?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Am c\u0103tat diverse leacuri, dar degeaba c\u0103-i tot bleag\u0103.<br>Prima dat\u0103, ca tot omul, cu o\u021bet am tot frecat-o,<br>Mirosea de-\u021bi muta nasul. Dou\u0103 zile am sp\u0103lat-o.<br>Am dat-o cu alifie. Cred c\u0103 era expirat\u0103,<br>Fiindc\u0103 i-a picat tot p\u0103rul \u0219i se \u00eenfoiase toat\u0103.<br>Petric\u0103 \u00eeng\u0103lbene\u0219te. Nu-i venea deloc s\u0103 cread\u0103<br>Ce curaj avea Ionic\u0103. Lucru f\u0103r\u0103 de t\u0103gad\u0103.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>La vreun doctor tu ajuns-ai? Vru iar Petre ca s\u0103 \u0219tie.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Doctorul a zis c-o taie \u0219i \u00eemi d\u0103 doar pielea mie.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ionele, treaba-i clar\u0103. Mintea-n cap \u00ee\u021bi cam danseaz\u0103.<br>Ce s\u0103 mai faci tu cu pielea? Sau, cumva \u021bi-o \u00eemp\u0103iaz\u0103?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>O \u00eentind \u0219i \u00eemi fac tob\u0103 \u0219i m\u0103 duc cu plugu\u0219orul.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Vai Ioane, bolunzit-ai? S\u0103 te vad\u0103 tot poporul?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Cel mai r\u0103u de-acu, \u00eei pare la nevasta mea frumoas\u0103.<br>Ce mai m\u00e2ng\u00e2ia la d\u00e2nsa \u0219i \u00een curte dup\u0103 cas\u0103.<br>\u00cei era a\u0219a de drag\u0103 c\u0103 pe frunte-o s\u0103ruta.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Dute-n tr\u0103snet m\u0103i Ioane! Cum s\u0103 faci a\u0219a ceva?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Acu&#8217;, trec \u0219i peste asta \u0219i \u00een t\u00e2rg, la prim\u0103var\u0103,<br>M\u0103 duc s\u0103 \u00eemi cump\u0103r alta, s\u0103 nu m\u0103 fac de ocar\u0103.<br>Petre iar \u00ee\u0219i miji ochii \u0219i e galben de mirare.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Unde ai v\u0103zut Ioane? \u00cen ce t\u00e2rg sunt de v\u00e2nzare?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Se g\u0103sesc \u00een t\u00e2rg m\u0103i Petre, mici \u0219i mari, de care-i vrea,<br>A\u0219 lua una mai crud\u0103, s\u0103 m\u0103 folosesc de ea.<br>O pun pe a mea nevast\u0103 s\u0103 o mulg\u0103, s\u0103-i dea paie.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Hopa! Ia stai tu Ioane. Ce-au zis doctorii c\u0103-\u021bi taie?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Vaca, Petre, c\u0103-i bolnav\u0103 \u0219i boala leac nu mai are,<br>Dar tu ce credeai m\u0103i Petre, de te miri a\u0219a de tare?<br>Mintea la prostii \u00ee\u021bi \u0219ade, dar n-am eu a\u0219a n\u0103past\u0103,<br>D-aia \u00ee\u021bi cam luceau ochii c\u00e2nd vorbeam de-a mea nevast\u0103!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f \u2013 Dom\u2019 doctor, am o puzderie de copii, \u0219i cum nasc, cum r\u0103m\u00e2n gravid\u0103 din nou\u2026Ce m\u0103 sf\u0103tui\u021bi s\u0103 fac s\u0103 nu mai r\u0103m\u00e2n \u00eens\u0103rcinat\u0103?\u2013 P\u0103i, cel mai sigur ar fi s\u0103 nu te mai culci cu b\u0103rbatul o perioad\u0103.\u2013 Am \u00eencercat, dom\u2019 doctor, dar cu at\u00e2\u021bia copii pe cap, &#8230; <a title=\"O FEMEIE DE LA \u021aAR\u0102 SE DUCE LA GINECOLOG\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=643\" aria-label=\"Read more about O FEMEIE DE LA \u021aAR\u0102 SE DUCE LA GINECOLOG\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":6558,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-643","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/643","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=643"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/643\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6560,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/643\/revisions\/6560"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6558"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=643"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=643"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=643"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}