{"id":6372,"date":"2025-11-17T12:31:09","date_gmt":"2025-11-17T12:31:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6372"},"modified":"2025-11-17T17:21:57","modified_gmt":"2025-11-17T17:21:57","slug":"o-mama-statea-in-bucatarie-in-timp-ce-fiul-ei-se-juca-cu-trenuletul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6372","title":{"rendered":"O mama statea in bucatarie in timp ce fiul ei se juca cu trenuletul"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"843\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9694.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6373\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9694.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9694-217x300.jpeg 217w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1958\">BANC<\/a> \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O mama statea in bucatarie in timp ce fiul ei se juca cu trenuletul in living.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La un moment dat, mama aude trenul oprindu-se si pe fiul ei spunand:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00a0\u201cToti <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1958\">pasagerii<\/a> care coborati, duceti-va la mama dracu\u00b4; toti ceilalti care mergeti mai departe stati in p***a-mamii voastre linistiti pe scaune ca pleaca trenu&#8217;\u201d.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mama stupefiata merge in living si ii spune:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 In casa asta nu se foloseste asemenea limbaj! Acum, treci in camera ta si nu iesi de acolo 2 ore, de-abia apoi te poti juca cu tenuletul din nou, dar numai daca nu vei mai folosi asemenea limbaj.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dupa 2 ore, copilul se intoarce din camera si incepe sa se joace din nou.&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In curand, trenul se opreste la urmatoarea statie si maica-sa il aude spunand:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201cToti pasagerii care trebuie sa coboare, va rog nu uitati sa va luati toate bagajele.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pentru cei care urcati, va rugam sa asezati bagajele la locurile special destinate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Va reamintim ca nu se fumeaza in compartimente.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Va dorim calatorie placuta si relaxanta alaturi de noi!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>In timp ce mama incepe sa zambeasca, fiul adauga:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u201ciar cei care v-ati basicat pentru cele 2 ore de intarziere\u2026 puteti s-o trimiteti in <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1958\">p***a <\/a>ma-sii pe aia din bucatarie\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f O mama statea in bucatarie in timp ce fiul ei se juca cu trenuletul in living. La un moment dat, mama aude trenul oprindu-se si pe fiul ei spunand: \u00a0\u201cToti pasagerii care coborati, duceti-va la mama dracu\u00b4; toti ceilalti care mergeti mai departe stati in p***a-mamii voastre linistiti pe scaune &#8230; <a title=\"O mama statea in bucatarie in timp ce fiul ei se juca cu trenuletul\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6372\" aria-label=\"Read more about O mama statea in bucatarie in timp ce fiul ei se juca cu trenuletul\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6374,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6372","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6372","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6372"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6372\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6386,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6372\/revisions\/6386"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6374"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6372"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6372"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6372"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}