{"id":6367,"date":"2025-11-15T14:25:56","date_gmt":"2025-11-15T14:25:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6367"},"modified":"2025-11-15T14:25:57","modified_gmt":"2025-11-15T14:25:57","slug":"un-barbat-ajunge-la-usa-din-fata-a-unui-bar","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6367","title":{"rendered":"Un barbat ajunge la usa din fata a unui bar"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"591\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9488.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6369\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9488.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9488-300x291.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>     CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un barbat ajunge la usa din fata a unui bar. El este, evident, beat. Se clatin\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la bar, se aseaza cu greu jos si cere o bere.<br>Barmanul \u00eei spune politicos ca este deja intr-o stare avansata de ebrietate si mai bine ii cheama un taxi pentru a merge acasa.<br>Betivul surprins de aceste vorbe, coboar\u0103 incet de pe scaunul de la bar \u015fi se clatin\u0103 spre usa din fata\u2026.<br>C\u00e2teva minute mai t\u00e2rziu, in aceea\u015fi stare de ebrietate se poticne\u015fte \u00een u\u015fa lateral\u0103 a barului. Se balanseaz\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la bar \u015fi cere o bere. Barmanul \u00eenc\u0103 politicos, dar mult mai ferm, refuza a-l servi pe omul in stare de ebrietate. Din nou, barmanul se ofer\u0103 s\u0103 cheme un taxi pentru el.<br>Omul se uit\u0103 la barman pentru un moment sup\u0103rat, blesteama, \u015fi se indreapta catre u\u015fa lateral\u0103 a barului\u2026<br>C\u00e2teva minute mai t\u00e2rziu, apare \u00een aceea\u015fi stare de ebrietate, prin u\u015fa din spate a barului. Se propteste de un scaun la bar, si comanda cu o voce puternica o bere\u2026<br>Barmanul ii reaminte\u015fte insistent c\u0103 acesta este \u00een mod evident beat, ca nu va fi servit cu b\u0103utura, \u015fi se ofera sa-i cheme un taxi pentru a-l duce acasa.<br>Surprins, omul se uit\u0103 la barman \u015fi cu suferin\u0163\u0103 si f\u0103r\u0103 speran\u0163\u0103, strig\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Omule! Tu chiar lucrezi in toate barurile?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un barbat ajunge la usa din fata a unui bar. El este, evident, beat. Se clatin\u0103 p\u00e2n\u0103 la bar, se aseaza cu greu jos si cere o bere.Barmanul \u00eei spune politicos ca este deja intr-o stare avansata de ebrietate si mai bine ii cheama un taxi pentru a merge acasa.Betivul &#8230; <a title=\"Un barbat ajunge la usa din fata a unui bar\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6367\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un barbat ajunge la usa din fata a unui bar\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6370,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6367","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6367","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6367"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6367\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6371,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6367\/revisions\/6371"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6370"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6367"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6367"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6367"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}