{"id":6359,"date":"2025-11-14T16:50:23","date_gmt":"2025-11-14T16:50:23","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6359"},"modified":"2025-11-17T17:18:26","modified_gmt":"2025-11-17T17:18:26","slug":"domnule-judecator-sotia-mea-era-asa-de-proasta-incat-m-a-scos-din-minti","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6359","title":{"rendered":"Domnule judec\u0103tor, so\u021bia mea era a\u0219a de proasta \u00eenc\u00e2t m-a scos din min\u021bi"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"578\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9323.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6360\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9323.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9323-300x284.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1958\">BANC<\/a> \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un b\u0103rbat e adus \u00een fa\u021ba judec\u0103torului pentru c\u0103 \u0219i-a omor\u00e2t so\u021bia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Fapta dumneavoastr\u0103 e extrem de grav\u0103.Ce ave\u021bi de spus \u00een <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1958\">ap\u0103rare<\/a>?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Domnule judec\u0103tor, so\u021bia mea era a\u0219a de proasta \u00eenc\u00e2t m-a scos din min\u021bi \u0219i am aruncat-o din balcon.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Incredibil ce spune\u021bi. Ce argumente ave\u021bi?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>P\u0103i s\u0103 v\u0103 povestesc. Locuim \u00eentr-un bloc cu 10 etaje, la ultimul etaj, iar la parter locuie\u0219te o familie de pitici. P\u0103rintii au 1 metru, iar copiii, cel de 12 ani, 70 de centimetri \u0219i cel de 14 ani are 90 de centimetri.<br>\u00cen ziua respectiv\u0103 i-am spus <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=1958\">so\u021biei<\/a>:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>E teribil sa fii pitic. S\u0103racii vecini de la parter, to\u021bi sunt a\u0219a de mici!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Da, r\u0103spunde so\u021bia, o adev\u0103rat\u0103 familie de pirinei.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Pigmei ai vrut sa spui!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Nu, pigmei e ceea ce are omul \u00een piele \u0219i de la care se alege cu pistrui.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u0102la se nume\u0219te pigment.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>M\u0103 la\u0219i? Pigment e chestia aia pe care scriau vechii romani.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u0102la se nume\u0219te pergament.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Cum po\u021bi drag\u0103 sa fii a\u0219a de incult? Pergament e c\u00e2nd un scriitor public\u0103 o parte din ceea ce a scris.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Domnule judec\u0103tor, v\u0103 \u00eenchipui\u021bi c\u0103 mi-am \u00eenghi\u021bit cuv\u00e2ntul \u201efragment\u201c ca s\u0103 nu mai continui discu\u021bia asta aberant\u0103. M-am a\u0219ezat pe fotoliu \u0219i am luat un ziar s\u0103-l r\u0103sfoiesc. Nici nu m-am a\u0219ezat bine c\u0103 apare so\u021bia mea l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine cu o carte \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i \u00eemi spune:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Uite drag\u0103, asta e ceea ce scrie un scriitor \u0219i se nume\u0219te carte , dac\u0103 nu aveai idee ce e aia. Ia \u0219i cite\u0219te, Veranda de la Pompadur.<br>Iau cartea \u00een m\u00e2n\u0103 \u0219i ii spun :<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Draga mea, asta e o carte in limba franceza Marchiza de Pompadour, nu trebuie s\u0103 traduci numele \u00een rom\u00e2n\u0103.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Asta e bun\u0103 drag\u0103, \u00eemi dai tu lec\u021bii de francez\u0103, mie, care am f\u0103cut medita\u021bii cu un vector de la facultate!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u0102la nu se nume\u0219te vector, se nume\u0219te lector.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>E\u0219ti prost, Lector a fost un erou grec din antichitate.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u0102la a fost Hector \u0219i era troian.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Hector e unitate de m\u0103sur\u0103 a suprafe\u021bei, blegule.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u0102la e hectar, draga mea.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ma uime\u0219ti cu incultura ta. Hectar e o b\u0103utur\u0103 a zeilor.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u0102la se nume\u0219te nectar, spun eu oft\u00e2nd din ad\u00e2ncul sufletului.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Habar nu ai, eu \u0219tiu sigur ca era \u0219i o melodie pe tema asta pe care o c\u00e2ntau dou\u0103 prietene \u00een duo.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Nu se spune duo se spune duet.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>M\u0103 sco\u021bi din s\u0103rite, cum dracu de e\u0219ti a\u0219a de \u00eencuiat? Duet e c\u00e2nd doi b\u0103rba\u021bi se bat cu s\u0103biile.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>\u0102la se nume\u0219te duel.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Pe dracu, duel e gaura aia neagr\u0103 din munte de unde apare trenul.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Domnule judec\u0103tor, aveam tunel pe limb\u0103, dar am sim\u021bit c\u0103 mi se face negru \u00een fa\u021ba ochilor \u0219i nu m-am mai putut st\u0103p\u00e2ni a\u0219a c\u0103 am aruncat-o pe geam.<br>Lini\u0219te \u00een sal\u0103\u2026 judec\u0103torul ia cioc\u0103nelul de pe mas\u0103, love\u0219te cu el puternic \u0219i spune:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>E clar, a fost legitim\u0103 ap\u0103rare, sunte\u021bi liber. Eu o aruncam deja de la Hector.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un b\u0103rbat e adus \u00een fa\u021ba judec\u0103torului pentru c\u0103 \u0219i-a omor\u00e2t so\u021bia.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6361,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6359","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6359"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6359\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6384,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6359\/revisions\/6384"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6361"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6359"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6359"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6359"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}