{"id":6354,"date":"2025-11-13T07:03:34","date_gmt":"2025-11-13T07:03:34","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6354"},"modified":"2025-11-13T07:03:34","modified_gmt":"2025-11-13T07:03:34","slug":"nunta-mare-intr-o-comunitate-de-tigani","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6354","title":{"rendered":"Nunta mare intr-o comunitate de tigani"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"788\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9576-788x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6356\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9576-788x1024.jpeg 788w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9576-231x300.jpeg 231w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9576-768x997.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9576.jpeg 810w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 788px) 100vw, 788px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"758\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9563-758x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6355\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9563-758x1024.jpeg 758w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9563-222x300.jpeg 222w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9563-768x1038.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9563.jpeg 951w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 758px) 100vw, 758px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>       CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong><br>Un tanar fermier scotian se insoara cu o fata din satul vecin. Dupa nunta la care s-au servit traditional doar produsele fermei, spre aprobarea admirativa a invitatilor, tanara pereche isi petrece luna de miere timp de o saptamana intr-un cort asezat pe malul raului care traversa ferma si se intoarce la munca de zi cu zi.<\/strong><br><strong>De indata, insa, isi face aparitia mama sotiei, venita sa inspecteze in amanunt proprietatile ginerelui, ca sa se asigure ca totul este gospodarit asa cum scrie la carte si nu se face risipa.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Tragedia se intampla atunci cand mama soacra, insotita de fiica si ginere, traverseaza grajdurile: din motive inexplicabile, magarul fermei isi arunca copitele din spate exact in fruntea mamei soacre, trimitand-o pe loc in lumea dreptilor.<\/strong><br><strong>Desigur, la inmormantare participa toti locuitorii celor doua sate vecine, zguduiti de intamplare. Cand lumea se indeparteaza spre case, pastorul il opreste pe fermier la iesirea din cimitir.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>\u2212 Dragul meu, stiu ca este un moment greu pentru voi, dar nu ma pot abtine sa te intreb: cand primeai condoleantele, am observat ca la toate femeile dadeai din cap de sus in jos, iar la toti barbatii \u2013 de la stanga la dreapta. Vrei sa-mi spui si mie de ce, daca nu sunt prea indiscret?<\/strong><br><strong>Fermierul se uita in jur si se asigura ca nu-i aude nimeni.<\/strong><br><strong>\u2212 Foarte simplu, parinte. Femeile imi spuneau: \u201c\u201dCe tragedie cumplita!\u201d\u201d, iar eu spuneam \u201c\u201dAsa este\u2026\u201d\u201d. In schimb, barbatii ma intrebau daca inchiriez magarul, iar eu le spuneam: \u201c\u201dImposibil, am semnat deja contracte pentru dublul sperantei lui de viata\u2026<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un tanar fermier scotian se insoara cu o fata din satul vecin. Dupa nunta la care s-au servit traditional doar produsele fermei, spre aprobarea admirativa a invitatilor, tanara pereche isi petrece luna de miere timp de o saptamana intr-un cort asezat pe malul raului care &#8230; <a title=\"Nunta mare intr-o comunitate de tigani\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6354\" aria-label=\"Read more about Nunta mare intr-o comunitate de tigani\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6357,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6354","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6354","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6354"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6354\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6358,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6354\/revisions\/6358"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6357"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6354"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6354"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6354"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}