{"id":6330,"date":"2025-11-09T19:46:36","date_gmt":"2025-11-09T19:46:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6330"},"modified":"2025-11-17T17:08:02","modified_gmt":"2025-11-17T17:08:02","slug":"un-francez-un-rus-si-un-ardelean-sunt-prinsi-de-canibali-in-jungla","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6330","title":{"rendered":"Un francez, un rus \u0219i un ardelean sunt prin\u0219i de canibali \u00een jungla"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"578\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9338.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6334\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9338.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9338-300x284.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>CITESTE SI <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6017\">URMATORUL<\/a> BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"552\" height=\"507\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9453.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6331\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9453.jpeg 552w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9453-300x276.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 552px) 100vw, 552px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un francez, un rus \u0219i un <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6017\">ardelean<\/a> sunt prin\u0219i de canibali \u00een jungla amazonian\u0103. \u00cenainte s\u0103-i m\u0103n\u00e2nce, canibalii se ofer\u0103 s\u0103 le \u00eendeplineasc\u0103 o ultim\u0103 dorin\u021b\u0103. Francezul cere o femeie, \u0219i dup\u0103 ce o prime\u0219te este aruncat \u00een oala uria\u0219\u0103 de ciorb\u0103 a tribului. Rusul cere o votc\u0103, \u0219i dup\u0103 ce o prime\u0219te este aruncat al\u0103turi de francez \u00een aceea\u0219i oal\u0103. Ultima dorin\u021b\u0103 a ardeleanului este ca fiecare canibal din trib s\u0103 treac\u0103 pe r\u00e2nd s\u0103-l p\u0103lmuiasc\u0103. Cu toate c\u0103 li se pare ciudat\u0103 dorin\u021ba ardeleanului, canibalii trec pe r\u00e2nd \u0219i-l p\u0103lmuiesc. Dup\u0103 ce-l p\u0103lmuie\u0219te \u0219i ultimul, ardeleanul scoate de sub hain\u0103 o <a href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6017\">pu\u0219c\u0103<\/a> mitralier\u0103 \u0219i-i \u00eempu\u0219c\u0103 pe to\u021bi. Atunci, rusul scoate capul din oal\u0103 \u0219i-l \u00eentreab\u0103 pe ardelean:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; P\u0103i, bine b\u0103, pretena\u0219, dac\u0103 ai avut pu\u0219c\u0103, de ce nu i-ai \u00eempu\u0219cat de la \u00eenceput \u0219i ne-ai l\u0103s s\u0103 ne perpelim at\u00e2ta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>No, p\u0103i nu eram \u00eendeajuns de nervos!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un francez, un rus \u0219i un ardelean sunt prin\u0219i de canibali \u00een jungla amazonian\u0103. \u00cenainte s\u0103-i m\u0103n\u00e2nce, canibalii se ofer\u0103 s\u0103 le \u00eendeplineasc\u0103 o ultim\u0103 dorin\u021b\u0103. Francezul cere o femeie, \u0219i dup\u0103 ce o prime\u0219te este aruncat \u00een oala uria\u0219\u0103 de ciorb\u0103 a tribului. 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