{"id":6326,"date":"2025-11-09T14:51:03","date_gmt":"2025-11-09T14:51:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6326"},"modified":"2025-11-09T14:51:04","modified_gmt":"2025-11-09T14:51:04","slug":"intreb-farmacista-ce-imi-recomanda-sex-oral-zice-duduia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6326","title":{"rendered":"\u00eentreb farmacista ce \u00eemi recomand\u0103.\u00a0Sex oral, zice duduia"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

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CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f\u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n


“M\u0103 trezesc dimineat\u0103 cu o u\u0219oar\u0103 durere de g\u00e2t.  Merg la farmacie s\u0103 imi iau ceva s\u0103-mi treac\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Buna ziua!  <\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Bun\u0103 ziua! O \u00eentreb pe duduia farmacist\u0103 ce \u00eemi recomand\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Sex oral, zice duduia z\u00e2mbind.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Poftim?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Sex oral, repet\u0103 z\u00e2mbind duduia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Sex oral? \u00eentreb eu t\u0103l\u00e2mb, convins\u0103 c\u0103 nu aud bine<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Da, e foarte bun, chiar recomandat, nu a\u021bi \u00eencercat p\u00e2n\u0103 acum?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Foarte bun, nu zic nu, recomandat, hmm… nu am auzit, \u0219tiam  mitul \u0103la cu “face bine la ten”, dac\u0103 l-am \u00eencercat sau nu, asta e treaba mea. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

M\u0103 vede duduia nehot\u0103rata \u0219i \u00eemi d\u0103 un impuls:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Ce zice\u021bi, \u00eel \u00eencerca\u021bi? V\u0103 dau o cutiu\u021b\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Eeee… cu asta m-a blocat. Cum adic\u0103 sex oral la cutiu\u021b\u0103? Credeam c\u0103 le-am v\u0103zut pe toate… puii mei, sex oral la cutiu\u021b\u0103? Chiar n-am tr\u0103it \u00een pe\u0219ter\u0103, inteleg evolu\u021bia rapid\u0103 a tehnologiei, da’ eu de sex oral la cutiu\u021b\u0103 nu am auzit p\u00e2n\u0103 azi. \u00cen plus aveam \u0219i dilema c\u00e2inelui: e de dat, sau e de luat? Risc o \u00eentrebare la duduia:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Dar de care e?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– E de un singur fel! r\u0103spunde ea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Pfff… c\u0103 m-am lini\u0219tit,  e din asta progresist, unisex, noua normalitate. Eu mai clasic\u0103, mai tradi\u021bional\u0103, na, nu \u0219tiu de-astea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Haide\u021bi s\u0103 v\u0103 dau o cutiu\u021b\u0103, s\u0103 vede\u021bi ce bine v\u0103 sim\u021bi\u021bi dup\u0103!… insist\u0103 duduia, \u0219i \u00eemi pune \u00een fa\u021ba o cutie de HEXORAL.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

HEXORAL.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

 Am ie\u0219it din farmacie \u0219i am vorbit singur\u0103  juma’de or\u0103, nu vre\u021bi s\u0103 \u0219ti\u021bi ce a fost la gura mea, trei calendare de sfin\u021bi am recitat. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

   Domnilor de la BigPharma, pu\u021bin\u0103 aten\u021bie v\u0103 rog: cimbrul se pune in sarmale, nu-l mai fuma\u021bi cand alege\u021bi nume la medicamente.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Cu m\u0103\u0219ti pe fa\u021b\u0103 \u0219i o duduie farmacist\u0103 cu dic\u021bie de prim ministru, oricum s-ar scrie, tot sex oral se \u00een\u021belege!”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f\u2935\ufe0f “M\u0103 trezesc dimineat\u0103 cu o u\u0219oar\u0103 durere de g\u00e2t.  Merg la farmacie s\u0103 imi iau ceva s\u0103-mi treac\u0103. – Buna ziua!   – Bun\u0103 ziua! O \u00eentreb pe duduia farmacist\u0103 ce \u00eemi recomand\u0103.  – Sex oral, zice duduia z\u00e2mbind. – Poftim? – Sex oral, repet\u0103 z\u00e2mbind duduia. – Sex oral? \u00eentreb eu … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6328,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6326","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6326","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6326"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6326\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6329,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6326\/revisions\/6329"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6328"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6326"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6326"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6326"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}