{"id":6320,"date":"2025-11-08T19:07:44","date_gmt":"2025-11-08T19:07:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6320"},"modified":"2025-11-08T19:09:01","modified_gmt":"2025-11-08T19:09:01","slug":"6320","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6320","title":{"rendered":"Invatatoarea le explica elevilor ca pe ei i-a adus barza"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"741\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9346.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6321\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9346.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9346-247x300.jpeg 247w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Invatatoarea le explica elevilor ca pe ei i-a adus barza.<br>La un moment dat, Bula se ridica revoltat din ultima banca:<br>\u2013 Adica vreti sa spuneti ca pasarea aia mare, cu pene albe si negre?<br>\u2013 Da, Bula.<br>\u2013 Cu picioare lungi si cioc rosu?<br>\u2013 Da, Bula.<br>\u2013 Du-te dom\u2019le ca nu f**e tata asa ceva!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>  CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un francez, un rus \u0219i un ardelean sunt prin\u0219i de canibali \u00een jungla amazonian\u0103. \u00cenainte s\u0103-i m\u0103n\u00e2nce, canibalii se ofer\u0103 s\u0103 le \u00eendeplineasc\u0103 o ultim\u0103 dorin\u021b\u0103. Francezul cere o femeie, \u0219i dup\u0103 ce o prime\u0219te este aruncat \u00een oala uria\u0219\u0103 de ciorb\u0103 a tribului. Rusul cere o votc\u0103, \u0219i dup\u0103 ce o prime\u0219te este aruncat al\u0103turi de francez \u00een aceea\u0219i oal\u0103. Ultima dorin\u021b\u0103 a ardeleanului este ca fiecare canibal din trib s\u0103 treac\u0103 pe r\u00e2nd s\u0103-l p\u0103lmuiasc\u0103. Cu toate c\u0103 li se pare ciudat\u0103 dorin\u021ba ardeleanului, canibalii trec pe r\u00e2nd \u0219i-l p\u0103lmuiesc. Dup\u0103 ce-l p\u0103lmuie\u0219te \u0219i ultimul, ardeleanul scoate de sub hain\u0103 o pu\u0219c\u0103 mitralier\u0103 \u0219i-i \u00eempu\u0219c\u0103 pe to\u021bi. Atunci, rusul scoate capul din oal\u0103 \u0219i-l \u00eentreab\u0103 pe ardelean:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>P\u0103i, bine b\u0103, pretena\u0219, dac\u0103 ai avut pu\u0219c\u0103, de ce nu i-ai \u00eempu\u0219cat de la \u00eenceput \u0219i ne-ai l\u0103sat s\u0103 ne perpelim at\u00e2ta?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>No, p\u0103i nu eram \u00eendeajuns de nervos!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Invatatoarea le explica elevilor ca pe ei i-a adus barza.La un moment dat, Bula se ridica revoltat din ultima banca:\u2013 Adica vreti sa spuneti ca pasarea aia mare, cu pene albe si negre?\u2013 Da, Bula.\u2013 Cu picioare lungi si cioc rosu?\u2013 Da, Bula.\u2013 Du-te dom\u2019le ca nu f**e tata asa &#8230; <a title=\"Invatatoarea le explica elevilor ca pe ei i-a adus barza\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6320\" aria-label=\"Read more about Invatatoarea le explica elevilor ca pe ei i-a adus barza\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6322,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6320","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6320","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6320"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6320\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6325,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6320\/revisions\/6325"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6322"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6320"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6320"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6320"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}