{"id":632,"date":"2024-05-15T06:41:06","date_gmt":"2024-05-15T06:41:06","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=632"},"modified":"2024-05-15T06:41:06","modified_gmt":"2024-05-15T06:41:06","slug":"o-gasesc-pe-sotia-mea-pe-canapea-alaturi-de-amanta","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=632","title":{"rendered":"O gasesc pe sotia mea pe canapea, alaturi de amanta"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Intru in casa astazi si o gasesc pe sotia mea pe canapea, alaturi de amanta mea<br>\u2013 Ce se intampla aici?<br>\u2013 Tu sa-mi spui, zice nevasta-mea<br>\u2013 Ce sa-ti spun, vad ca stai pe canapea cu o necunoscuta. Atat!<br>\u2013 O necunoscuta, haa? striga amanta mea, eu nu sunt o necunoscuta, suntem impreuna de sase luni.<br>Atunci m-am uitat la sotia mea si am intrebat-o:<br>&#8211; Este adev\u0103rat?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>     CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Poli\u0163ia \u00eel aduce pe so\u0163 acas\u0103 beat turt\u0103, f\u0103r\u0103 niciun leu din salariu.<br>Diminea\u0163a, so\u0163ia \u00eel a\u015fteapt\u0103 cu z\u00e2mbetul pe buze, micul dejun preg\u0103tit \u015fi cafea fierbinte. Pe scurt, o atmosfer\u0103 de poveste\u2026<br>Femeia \u00eei sare \u00een bra\u0163e, \u00eel s\u0103rut\u0103, iar b\u0103rbatul r\u0103m\u00e2ne cu gura c\u0103scat\u0103.<br>\u2013 Iubitule, asear\u0103 te-au adus poli\u0163i\u015ftii acas\u0103 \u015fi erai \u00een ultimul hal.<br>\u2013 P\u0103i \u015fi atunci ce e cu toat\u0103 melancolia asta, drag\u0103?<br>\u2013 Iubitule, c\u00e2nd te-am pus \u00een pat \u015fi am \u00eenceput s\u0103 \u00ee\u0163i dau hainele murdare jos, m-ai \u00eempins cu piciorul \u015fi ai spus\u2026\u201dPleac\u0103 de aici, femeie, sunt \u00eensurat\u201d.<br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Intru in casa astazi si o gasesc pe sotia mea pe canapea, alaturi de amanta mea\u2013 Ce se intampla aici?\u2013 Tu sa-mi spui, zice nevasta-mea\u2013 Ce sa-ti spun, vad ca stai pe canapea cu o necunoscuta. Atat!\u2013 O necunoscuta, haa? striga amanta mea, eu nu sunt o necunoscuta, suntem impreuna de sase luni.Atunci m-am uitat &#8230; <a title=\"O gasesc pe sotia mea pe canapea, alaturi de amanta\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=632\" aria-label=\"Read more about O gasesc pe sotia mea pe canapea, alaturi de amanta\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":633,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-632","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/632","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=632"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/632\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/633"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=632"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=632"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=632"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}