{"id":6310,"date":"2025-11-08T18:04:16","date_gmt":"2025-11-08T18:04:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6310"},"modified":"2025-11-08T18:07:13","modified_gmt":"2025-11-08T18:07:13","slug":"un-echipaj-de-la-rutiera-opreste-o-dacie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6310","title":{"rendered":"Un echipaj de la Rutier\u0103 opre\u0219te o Dacie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"659\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9420.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6311\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9420.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9420-278x300.jpeg 278w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC\u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pe o \u0219osea intens circulat\u0103 din Oltenia, cu pu\u021bin \u00eenainte de ivirea zorilor, un echipaj de la Rutier\u0103 opre\u0219te o Dacie care t\u00e2ra dup\u0103 ea o remorc\u0103 goal\u0103.<br>\u2013 Sunt agentul Popescu, v\u0103 rog s\u0103 prezenta\u021bi actele. De unde veni\u021bi?<br>\u0218oferul:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Am fost prin Ardeal cu ni\u0219te lubeni\u021b\u0103.<br>So\u021bia, din dreapta:<br>\u2013 \u0218i\u2026 pepeni, \u0219i doi saci de ardei!<br>\u0218oferul, pred\u0103 actele.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Am avut vitez\u0103?<br>So\u021bia, din dreapta:<br>\u2013 Sigur c-ai avut b\u0103, Nikidu\u021b\u0103, c-o \u021bii numa la blan\u0103, de ce crezi tu c\u0103 te opri domnu&#8217; ofi\u021ber?<br>Agentul:<br>\u2013 De fapt, v-am oprit ca s\u0103 v\u0103 atrag aten\u021bia c\u0103 farul din dreapta nu func\u021bioneaz\u0103, iar acum observ c\u0103 geamul de la semnalizare e spart.<br>\u0218oferul:<br>\u2013 \u00cemi pare r\u0103u, nu \u0219tiam\u2026 l-o fi lovit careva prin pia\u021b\u0103.<br>So\u021bia, din dreapta:<br>\u2013 Nu \u0219tiai, pe dracu! C\u0103 m\u0103 ba\u021bi la cap d-ast\u0103 iarn\u0103 ca s\u0103-\u021bi dau bani s\u0103-l schimbi, de parc\u0103 la noi se cac\u0103 m\u0103garu bani!<br>Agentul, \u00een \u0219oapt\u0103, \u00eenapoind actele:<br>\u2013 Da v-ajut\u0103 so\u021bia\u2026<br>So\u021bia, din dreapta:<br>\u2013 L-ajut dom ofi\u021ber, cum s\u0103 nu-l ajut, da numa&#8217; atunci c\u00e2nd e beat, c\u0103 atunci c\u00e2nd e treaz\u2026nu m\u0103 bag\u2026<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC\u2935\ufe0f Pe o \u0219osea intens circulat\u0103 din Oltenia, cu pu\u021bin \u00eenainte de ivirea zorilor, un echipaj de la Rutier\u0103 opre\u0219te o Dacie care t\u00e2ra dup\u0103 ea o remorc\u0103 goal\u0103.\u2013 Sunt agentul Popescu, v\u0103 rog s\u0103 prezenta\u021bi actele. De unde veni\u021bi?\u0218oferul:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6312,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6310","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6310","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6310"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6310\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6315,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6310\/revisions\/6315"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6312"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6310"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6310"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6310"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}