\u00cenva\u0163\u0103 individul \u015fi se duce la un service auto s\u0103 dea test de angajare. La rezultate, stupoare: tipul luase nota 15.
Se duce \u015fi-l \u00eentreab\u0103 pe mecanicu` \u015fef:
-Bine dom`ne, cum se poate a\u015fa ceva: \u0103sta a luat 5, \u0103sta 7, eu 15?!
-Da, domne, hai s\u0103 vedem: \u0163i-am dat s\u0103 desfaci carburatorul, l-ai deschis corect, 5 puncte. Te-am pus s\u0103-l \u00eenchizi, l-ai inchis corect: 5 puncte. \u015ei ti-am mai dat 5 puncte de la mine c\u0103 ai f\u0103cut totul prin \u0163eava de e\u015fapament!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Noaptea, \u00eentr-un parc, un poli\u0163ist observ\u0103 la lumina lanternei un b\u0103rbat \u015fi o femeie care f\u0103ceau s3x.
\u2013 Ce faci, b\u0103, aici?
\u2013 Ce s\u0103 fac? \u00cemi regulez nevasta!
\u2013 V\u0103 rog s\u0103 m\u0103 scuza\u0163i, nu am \u015ftiut!
\u2013 Nu face nimic! Nici eu nu am \u015ftiut p\u00e2n\u0103 nu ai aprins lanterna!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITESTE SI URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n
O FEMEIE DE LA \u021aAR\u0102 SE DUCE LA GINECOLOG
\u2013 Dom\u2019 doctor, am o puzderie de copii, \u0219i cum nasc, cum r\u0103m\u00e2n gravid\u0103 din nou\u2026Ce m\u0103 sf\u0103tui\u021bi s\u0103 fac s\u0103 nu mai r\u0103m\u00e2n \u00eens\u0103rcinat\u0103?
\u2013 P\u0103i, cel mai sigur ar fi s\u0103 nu te mai culci cu b\u0103rbatul o perioad\u0103.
\u2013 Am \u00eencercat, dom\u2019 doctor, dar cu at\u00e2\u021bia copii pe cap, toat\u0103 ziua muncesc, iar seara cad rupt\u0103 de oboseal\u0103 \u0219i adorm de cum pun capul pe pern\u0103, iar b\u0103rbatu-miu se strecoar\u0103 l\u00e2ng\u0103 mine f\u0103r\u0103 s\u0103-l simt de obosit\u0103 ce sunt \u0219i\u2026
Atunci, dac\u0103 a\u0219a stau lucrurile, te duci \u0219i cumperi un borcan de zece litri, iar seara c\u00e2nd te culci, bagi picioarele \u00een borcan \u0219i ai sc\u0103pat de necaz!Femeia nu prea pricepu ce vrea doctorul s\u0103 spun\u0103 \u0219i \u00eentreab\u0103:\u2013 Cum \u00een borcan, dom\u2019 doctor?
\u2013 A\u0219a bine! Te culci cu picioarele \u00een borcan \u0219i ai s\u0103 vezi c\u0103 nu mai r\u0103m\u00e2i gravid\u0103. Metoda este garantat\u0103 100%.Dup\u0103 c\u00e2teva luni bune, femeia vine din nou la doctor, \u201ccu burta la gur\u0103\u201d. C\u00e2nd o vede, doctorul o \u00eentreab\u0103 mirat:
\u2013 Ai r\u0103mas iar gravid\u0103? Nu se poate! Cum s-a-nt\u00e2mplat? Ai cump\u0103rat un borcan de zece litri, a\u0219a cum \u021bi-am spus, \u00een care s\u0103 bagi picioarele c\u00e2nd te culci?La care, femeia zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Am cump\u0103rat, dom\u2019 doctor, dar n-am g\u0103sit borcan de zece litri \u0219i am luat dou\u0103 de cinci\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
\u00cenva\u0163\u0103 individul \u015fi se duce la un service auto s\u0103 dea test de angajare. La rezultate, stupoare: tipul luase nota 15.Se duce \u015fi-l \u00eentreab\u0103 pe mecanicu` \u015fef:-Bine dom`ne, cum se poate a\u015fa ceva: \u0103sta a luat 5, \u0103sta 7, eu 15?!-Da, domne, hai s\u0103 vedem: \u0163i-am dat s\u0103 desfaci carburatorul, l-ai deschis corect, 5 puncte. … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":630,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-629","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/629","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=629"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/629\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/630"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=629"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=629"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=629"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}