{"id":6264,"date":"2025-11-06T12:49:45","date_gmt":"2025-11-06T12:49:45","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6264"},"modified":"2025-11-06T12:49:45","modified_gmt":"2025-11-06T12:49:45","slug":"invatatoarea-le-explica-elevilor-ca-pe-ei-i-a-adus-barza","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6264","title":{"rendered":"Invatatoarea le explica elevilor ca pe ei i-a adus barza"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"573\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9298.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6269\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9298.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9298-300x282.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Invatatoarea le explica elevilor ca pe ei i-a adus barza.<br>La un moment dat, Bula se ridica revoltat din ultima banca:<br>\u2013 Adica vreti sa spuneti ca pasarea aia mare, cu pene albe si negre?<br>\u2013 Da, Bula.<br>\u2013 Cu picioare lungi si cioc rosu?<br>\u2013 Da, Bula.<br>\u2013 Du-te dom\u2019le ca nu f**e tata asa ceva!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O soferita derapeaza pe un drum de munte si intra cu masina intr-un sant. In apropiere vede o turma de oi cu trei ciobani.<br>\u2013 Oameni buni, ajuta\u021bi-m\u0103 sa scot masina din sant, ca va platesc!<br>Se pun ciobanii pe treaba si scot masina din sant.<br>\u2013 Cum vreti sa va platesc, cu bani sau in natura?<br>\u2013 In natura, cucoana, ce sa faceam noi cu banii la stana, zice baciul cel batran.<br>\u2013 Bine, in natura, dar luati si cate un prezervativ, ca eu raman tare repede gravida!<br>Le imparte apoi cate unul, le arata cum se monteaza si isi fac ciobanii treaba, dupa care se despart sa-si vada de treburi. A treia zi, spre seara, baciul cel batran nu mai rezista.<br>\u2013 O ramanea, n-o ramanea gravida, scot guma asta de pe scula, ca-i musai sa ma pis.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Invatatoarea le explica elevilor ca pe ei i-a adus barza.La un moment dat, Bula se ridica revoltat din ultima banca:\u2013 Adica vreti sa spuneti ca pasarea aia mare, cu pene albe si negre?\u2013 Da, Bula.\u2013 Cu picioare lungi si cioc rosu?\u2013 Da, Bula.\u2013 Du-te dom\u2019le ca nu f**e tata asa &#8230; <a title=\"Invatatoarea le explica elevilor ca pe ei i-a adus barza\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6264\" aria-label=\"Read more about Invatatoarea le explica elevilor ca pe ei i-a adus barza\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6270,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6264","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6264","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6264"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6264\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6271,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6264\/revisions\/6271"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6270"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6264"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6264"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6264"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}