{"id":6260,"date":"2025-11-06T06:37:03","date_gmt":"2025-11-06T06:37:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6260"},"modified":"2025-11-06T06:37:04","modified_gmt":"2025-11-06T06:37:04","slug":"mo-sa-mi-dai-ho-suta-de-mii","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6260","title":{"rendered":"Mo, sa-mi dai ho suta de mii!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"696\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9291.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6262\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9291.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9291-263x300.jpeg 263w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Piranda se protapeste la Parpanghel:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<ul class=\"wp-block-list\">\n<li>Mo, sa-mi dai ho suta de mii!<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Hai fa? Ce sa faci cu ho suta?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ca sa-mi iau por\u2019jartela.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ce\u2019aia, fa?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Lasa ca t-o arat dup\u2019aia. Marca banu\u2019!<br>Vine Piranda din t\u00e2rg si-l cheama pe Parpanghel in odaie, apoi ridica fustele. Parpanghel lesina. Intra Onu, tatal lui Parpanghel:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ce i-ai facut, fa, lu\u2019 asta de l-ai dat pa spate?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ce sa-i fac, ba, i-am aratat por\u2019jartela.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Ce i-ai aratat, fa?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Iote asta! Si isi ridica iar fustele\u2026 Cade si Onu\u2026 Intra Baria, mama lui Parpanghel:<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Fa, fi\u2019a dracu\u2019 da tuta, cu cine te-a adus aicea! Da ce e astia lati pa jos?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Io nu stiu, fa, da ce-a cazut, ca io le-am aratat por\u2019jartela.<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Care, fa, por\u2019jartela, ia?<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Iote colea! Si salta cortina\u2026<\/li>\n\n\n\n<li>Pai, fa, proasta dracu\u2019: clestisorii aia e pentru ciorapi, nu pentru buzili pi**ii!\u2026<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Piranda se protapeste la Parpanghel:<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6261,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6260","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6260","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6260"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6260\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6263,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6260\/revisions\/6263"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6261"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6260"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6260"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6260"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}