Profesoara lui Bula a scris lectia la tabla dupa care s-a dus la catedra. Cand s-a asezat, scaunul s-a rupt si aceasta a cazut cu picioarele in sus\u2026Jenata si nervoasa in acelasi timp, aceasta incepe sa-i ia pe elevi la intrebari:\u2013 Dorel, ce ai vazut?\u2013 V-am vazut pulpa piciorului, doamna\u2026\u2013 Suspendat pentru o saptamana! zice profa.\u2013 Gigel, tu ce ai vazut?\u2013 V-am vazut coapsa, doamna\u2026\u2013 Iesi afara! O luna de suspendare!\u2013 Bula, tu ce ai vazut?La care acesta se ridica din banca si pleca spre usa spunand:\u2013 Bafta baieti! Ne vedem la anu\u2019!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
CITE\u0218TI SI URM\u0102TORUL BANC,,\u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n
So\u021bii\u00a0\u00een pat, am\u00e2ndoi citind o\u00a0carte. La un momentan, ea se uit\u0103 spre el \u0219i \u00eel\u00a0\u00eentreab\u0103:
\u2013 Auzi, eu dac\u0103 mor, te vei\u00a0rec\u0103s\u0103tori?
\u2013 E\u0219ti normal\u0103? Ce este cu \u00eentrebarea asta?
\u2013 Acum mi-a venit! Deci, ce vei face?
\u2013 E\u0219ti culmea. Cum pot s\u0103 \u00ee\u021bi r\u0103spund la a\u0219a ceva?
\u2013 Hai zi c\u0103 nu m\u0103 sup\u0103r!
\u2013 Nu \u0219tiu\u2026 Probabil. Dup\u0103 un timp\u2026 Sincer nu m\u0103 pot g\u00e2ndi la a\u0219a ceva acum.
\u2013 Ok!
Dup\u0103 un timp, so\u021bia revine.
\u2013 Si va dormi \u00een patul nostru?
\u2013\u00a0Femeie, nu e\u0219ti normal\u0103. Ce sunt \u00eentreb\u0103rile astea?
\u2013 Chiar nu am habar. Crezi c\u0103 m\u0103 pot g\u00e2ndi la asemenea situa\u021bie??\u2026 Probabil c\u0103 va dormi cu mine aici\u2026Nu \u0219tiu\u2026 Las\u0103-m\u0103 sa\u00a0citesc!
\u2013 Bine\u2026
Dar ea tot nu se las\u0103 cu \u00eentreb\u0103rile \u0219i revine.
\u2013 Dar va purta si\u00a0hainele\u00a0mele?
\u2013 Hai c\u0103 e\u0219ti culmea! Alte g\u00e2nduri nu ai?
\u2013\u00a0Curiozitate, nimic mai mult!
\u2013 Posibil, nu \u0219tiu. Nu cred\u2026 Poate unele\u2026Of, ce \u00eentreb\u0103ri ai ast\u0103zi!
\u2013 Aha, ok. Stau ei ce stau, si ea revine.
\u2013 Dar va conduce\u00a0ma\u0219ina\u00a0mea?
\u2013 Nu c\u0103 nu are\u00a0carnet..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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