{"id":6251,"date":"2025-11-05T21:00:56","date_gmt":"2025-11-05T21:00:56","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6251"},"modified":"2025-11-05T21:00:57","modified_gmt":"2025-11-05T21:00:57","slug":"gheorghe-a-lasat-o-insarcinata-pe-fiica-mea-marioara","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6251","title":{"rendered":"Gheorghe\u2026 a l\u0103sat-o \u00eens\u0103rcinat\u0103 pe fiica mea, M\u0103rioara!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"621\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9278.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6252\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9278.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9278-295x300.jpeg 295w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un s\u0103tean bate la poarta vecinului s\u0103u\u2026<br>\u00cei deschide un pu\u0219tan de vreo nou\u0103\u2026zece ani.<br>S\u0103teanul \u00eentreab\u0103 stingher:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Tatal t\u0103u\u2026 este acas\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Nu, tata \u0219i mama sunt pleca\u021bi cu treburi \u00een ora\u0219.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Dar fratele t\u0103u Gheorghe, este acas\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Nu, este \u00een ora\u0219 cu mama \u0219i tata!<br>Omul se leag\u0103n\u0103 de pe un picior pe altul, privind \u00een gol \u0219i ne\u0219tiind ce s\u0103 mai fac\u0103. Pu\u0219tiul \u00eens\u0103 \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103-l ajute:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Dac\u0103 dori\u021bi s\u0103 \u00eemprumuta\u021bi vreo unealt\u0103\u2026 \u0219tiu unde sunt toate \u0219i pot s\u0103 v\u0103 ajut\u2026 nu-i bai!<br>Fermierul v\u0103dit jenat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; \u0218tii, e vorba despre fratele t\u0103u, Gheorghe\u2026 A l\u0103sat-o \u00eens\u0103rcinat\u0103 pe fiica mea, M\u0103rioara!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Daaaa, cred totu\u0219i c\u0103 e mai bine s\u0103 vorbi\u021bi cu tata, aici nu m\u0103 bag! \u0218tiu c\u0103 \u00eencaseaz\u0103 500 pentru taur \u0219i 100 pentru vier \u2026dar nu \u0219tiu c\u00e2t o s\u0103 v\u0103 ceara pentru Gheorghe\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un s\u0103tean bate la poarta vecinului s\u0103u\u2026\u00cei deschide un pu\u0219tan de vreo nou\u0103\u2026zece ani.S\u0103teanul \u00eentreab\u0103 stingher: &#8211; Tatal t\u0103u\u2026 este acas\u0103? &#8211; Nu, tata \u0219i mama sunt pleca\u021bi cu treburi \u00een ora\u0219. &#8211; Dar fratele t\u0103u Gheorghe, este acas\u0103? &#8211; Nu, este \u00een ora\u0219 cu mama \u0219i tata!Omul se leag\u0103n\u0103 &#8230; <a title=\"Gheorghe\u2026 a l\u0103sat-o \u00eens\u0103rcinat\u0103 pe fiica mea, M\u0103rioara!\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6251\" aria-label=\"Read more about Gheorghe\u2026 a l\u0103sat-o \u00eens\u0103rcinat\u0103 pe fiica mea, M\u0103rioara!\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6253,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6251","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6251","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6251"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6251\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6254,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6251\/revisions\/6254"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6253"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6251"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6251"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6251"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}