{"id":6248,"date":"2025-11-05T19:11:02","date_gmt":"2025-11-05T19:11:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6248"},"modified":"2025-11-05T19:11:03","modified_gmt":"2025-11-05T19:11:03","slug":"invata-ma-si-pe-mine-sa-conduc-atunci-cand-is-beat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6248","title":{"rendered":"\u00cenva\u021b\u0103-m\u0103 \u0219i pe mine s\u0103 conduc atunci c\u00e2nd \u00ees beat"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><strong>La o companie de transport auto lucrau doi \u0219oferi ce aveau ceva \u00een comun \u2013 ambilor le pl\u0103cea s\u0103 trag\u0103 la m\u0103sea. Dar tot timpul cel mai t\u00e2n\u0103r, dup\u0103 ce bea provoca vre-un accident, pe c\u00e2nd cel b\u0103tr\u00e2n conducea beat mai bine ca atunci c\u00e2nd era treaz. Celui t\u00e2n\u0103r fiind curios, cum a\u0219a se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 \u00eei spune celui mai \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103:<\/strong><br><strong>\u2013 \u00cenva\u021b\u0103-m\u0103 \u0219i pe mine s\u0103 conduc atunci c\u00e2nd \u00ees beat.<\/strong><br><strong>\u2013 Cu pl\u0103cere te \u00eenv\u0103\u021b, dar mai \u00eent\u00e2i, hai s\u0103 bem un pic.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Se apuc\u0103 ei de b\u0103ut, cel \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103 \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/strong><br><strong>\u2013 C\u00e2te luni vezi pe cer?<\/strong><br><strong>\u2013 Una.<\/strong><br><strong>\u2013 Am b\u0103ut prea pu\u021bin. Hai s\u0103 mai bem\u2026. Dar acum c\u00e2te vezi?<\/strong><br><strong>\u2013 Dou\u0103.<\/strong><br><strong>\u2013 Oricum e pu\u021bin, hai s\u0103 mai bem\u2026 acum c\u00e2te?<\/strong><br><strong>\u2013 Trei.<\/strong><br><strong>\u2013 E perfect, urc\u0103 \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103 \u0219i hai s\u0103 mergem.<\/strong><br><strong>Merg ei, cel mai \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103 la volan \u00eencepe s\u0103 prind\u0103 vitez\u0103.<\/strong><br><strong>\u2013 Fii atent \u2013 \u00eenainte avem trei st\u00e2lpi, cel din mijloc e adev\u0103rat-\u00eel ocolim. Mai departe.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Vezi trei c\u00e2ini \u2013 cel din mijloc \u00eei adev\u0103rat \u2013 \u00eel ocolim. Mai departe. Vezi trei f\u00e2nt\u00e2ni \u2013 cea din mijloc e adev\u0103rat\u0103 \u2013 o ocolim.<\/strong><br><strong>\u2013 Gata, am \u00eenteles. D\u0103 acum eu s\u0103 conduc.<\/strong><br><strong>S-au schimbat ei cu locurile, iar t\u00e2n\u0103rul bucuros la volan, continu\u0103 comentariile:<\/strong><br><strong>\u2013 Iat\u0103 trei b\u0103tr\u00e2ne \u2013 cea din mijloc e adev\u0103rat\u0103, o ocolim. Coool. Supeeeer!!! Iat\u0103 trei poduri \u2013 cel din mijloc e adev\u0103rat \u2013 \u00eel ocolim\u2026.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>     CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Intr-un sat unguresc din Ardeal locuia un fotograf roman care facea poze si portrete, dar cam nereusite, pentru ca ba ieseau de la jumatate in jos, ba cu ochii rosii, ba cine stie cum. Asa i se si dusese vestea prin zona! Intr-o zi vin la el doua unguroaice, mama si fica, pentru a-si face ceva portrete de trimis rudelor din Ungaria. Mama zice<br>-Bune ziua, domnule foto! Vinit noi la dumnevostre sa foteti la noi. Pe mine rog foteti in picioare si pe fata rog foteti-n f- nd. Numa ce rughem noi la dumnevostre foteti la noi asa ca sa ia sa ochii bine la noi!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La o companie de transport auto lucrau doi \u0219oferi ce aveau ceva \u00een comun \u2013 ambilor le pl\u0103cea s\u0103 trag\u0103 la m\u0103sea. Dar tot timpul cel mai t\u00e2n\u0103r, dup\u0103 ce bea provoca vre-un accident, pe c\u00e2nd cel b\u0103tr\u00e2n conducea beat mai bine ca atunci c\u00e2nd era treaz. Celui t\u00e2n\u0103r fiind curios, cum a\u0219a se \u00eent\u00e2mpl\u0103 &#8230; <a title=\"\u00cenva\u021b\u0103-m\u0103 \u0219i pe mine s\u0103 conduc atunci c\u00e2nd \u00ees beat\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6248\" aria-label=\"Read more about \u00cenva\u021b\u0103-m\u0103 \u0219i pe mine s\u0103 conduc atunci c\u00e2nd \u00ees beat\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6249,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6248"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6248\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6250,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6248\/revisions\/6250"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6249"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}