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La pia\u021b\u0103<\/strong> I-am dat banii \u015fi i-am spus:<\/strong> CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n Proprietarul unei firme de construc\u021bii vorbe\u0219te cu primarul ora\u0219ului:<\/strong> e\u0219ti bulversat\u2026dar voiam s\u0103 vorbesc ceva cu tine!<\/strong> <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" La pia\u021b\u0103M\u0103 duc la pia\u0163\u0103 \u015fi trec pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 o tarab\u0103 cu pepeni unde era un carton pe care scria: \u201eUn pepene 3 lei, sau trei pepeni la 10 lei\u201d.\u00cen loc s\u0103-i spun tipului din spatele tarabei c\u00e2t de prost e, m-am hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103-i demonstrez. A\u015fa c\u0103 l-am abordat:\u2013 A\u015f dori un pepene!\u2013 Da, domnule, … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6242,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6241","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6241","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6241"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6241\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6244,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6241\/revisions\/6244"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6242"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6241"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6241"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6241"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
M\u0103 duc la pia\u0163\u0103 \u015fi trec pe l\u00e2ng\u0103 o tarab\u0103 cu pepeni unde era un carton pe care scria: \u201eUn pepene 3 lei, sau trei pepeni la 10 lei\u201d.<\/strong>
\u00cen loc s\u0103-i spun tipului din spatele tarabei c\u00e2t de prost e, m-am hot\u0103r\u00e2t s\u0103-i demonstrez. A\u015fa c\u0103 l-am abordat:<\/strong>
\u2013 A\u015f dori un pepene!<\/strong>
\u2013 Da, domnule, face trei lei.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 De fapt, mai d\u0103-mi unul, te rog.<\/strong>
\u2013 Nicio problem\u0103 domnule, \u00eenc\u0103 trei lei.<\/strong>
\u2013 \u015etii ceva, i-am zis, mai d\u0103-mi unul, s\u0103 fie trei.<\/strong>
\u2013 Desigur, domnule, trei lei v\u0103 rog.<\/strong>
Abia m\u0103 ab\u0163ineam s\u0103 nu r\u00e2d \u015fi i-am spus:<\/strong>
\u2013 Tocmai am cump\u0103rat trei pepeni pentru nou\u0103 de lei, iar pe cartonul t\u0103u scrie trei pepeni pentru zece lei. Tu i\u0163i dai seama c\u00e2t de prost e\u015fti?<\/strong>
\u2013 Nu sunte\u0163i primul client care \u00eemi spune, chicoti el, toat\u0103 lumea face mi\u015fto p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd subliniez c\u0103 au cump\u0103rat trei pepeni \u00een loc de unul!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Am la firm\u0103 un Lexus nou, de care nimeni nu se folose\u0219te, m\u0103 g\u00e2ndeam s\u0103 vi-l fac cadou!<\/strong>
\u2013 Nu, nici \u00eentr-un caz! Eu nu primesc cadouri a\u0219a de scumpe!<\/strong>
\u2013 \u00cen cazul acesta, a\u0219 putea s\u0103 vi-l v\u00e2nd cu 200 de euro\u2026<\/strong>
\u2013 Eeee\u2026 atunci a\u0219 vrea s\u0103 cump\u0103r dou\u0103!<\/strong>
Solu\u021bie<\/strong>
\u2013 Bun\u0103 iubire, \u0219tiu c\u0103 e\u0219ti la birou \u0219i acum<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u2013 Da iubire, spune!<\/strong>
\u2013 Am auzit c\u0103 din p\u0103cate secretara ta a murit\u2026<\/strong>
\u2013 Mda\u2026a\u0219a este. Din p\u0103cate a murit.<\/strong>
\u2013 Nu ai vrea s\u0103 o pui pe mama \u00een locul ei?<\/strong>
\u2013 Uite ce e. Dac\u0103 vrei, du-te \u0219i vorbe\u0219te cu groparul, c\u0103 mie \u00eemi este indiferent<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n