{"id":6235,"date":"2025-11-04T17:12:11","date_gmt":"2025-11-04T17:12:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6235"},"modified":"2025-11-04T17:14:50","modified_gmt":"2025-11-04T17:14:50","slug":"buna-ziua-dom-le-doctormi-a-intrat-o-teapa-n-ou","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6235","title":{"rendered":"Bun\u0103 ziua, dom-le doctorMi-a intrat o \u0163eap\u0103-n ou."},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n

La vestitul doctor Costea
Vine Ion de la Copou<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Bun\u0103 ziua, dom-le doctor
Mi-a intrat o \u0163eap\u0103-n ou.
Pacientul se dezbrac\u0103
Doctorul \u00eel urc\u0103 \u00een pat
\u015ei cu mare aten\u0163iune
Cerceteaz\u0103-n lung \u015fi-n lat.
Ia luneta
O fixeaz\u0103
Ia penseta
O flambeaz\u0103
Scoate \u0163eapa
Pensuleaz\u0103
Pune vat\u0103
Bandajeaz\u0103
Pune fa\u015f\u0103
\u015ei-l panseaz\u0103
Scoal\u0103 omul
\u015ei-l a\u015feaz\u0103
Pacientul achit\u0103 taxa
\u015ei apoi satisf\u0103cut.
\u00cei d\u0103 doctorului m\u00e2na<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Bun\u0103 ziua!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– V\u0103 salut.
Peste-un timp, aproape-o lun\u0103
Vine amicul Ion din nou<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Uite dom-le doctor, iar\u0103\u015fi
Mi-a intrat o \u0163eap\u0103 \u00een\u2026 ou
Pacientul se dezbrac\u0103
Doctorul \u00eel urc\u0103 \u00een pat
\u015ei cu mare aten\u0163iune
Cerceteaz\u0103-n lung \u015fi-n lat.
Ia luneta
O fixeaz\u0103
Ia penseta
O flambeaz\u0103
Scoate \u0163eapa
Pensuleaz\u0103
Pune vat\u0103
Bandajeaz\u0103
Pune fa\u015f\u0103
\u015ei-l panseaz\u0103
Scoal\u0103 omul
\u015ei-l a\u015feaz\u0103
Pacientul se \u00eembrac\u0103
\u015ei achit\u0103 taxa \u00een grab\u0103
C\u00e2nd deodat\u0103 domnul doctor
Foarte curios \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Ia s\u0103-mi spui, domnule drag\u0103
Care vii de la Copou
Cum se-nt\u00e2mpl\u0103 c\u0103 \u00eentr-una
Tot \u00ee\u0163i intr\u0103 o \u0163eap\u0103 \u00een ou?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– S\u0103 ierta\u0163i, domnule doctor
A r\u0103spuns omul solemn
Dar nevast\u0103-mea e \u015fchioap\u0103
\u015ei are un picior de lemn.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

– Ion Pribeagu –<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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