{"id":6225,"date":"2025-11-03T19:50:36","date_gmt":"2025-11-03T19:50:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6225"},"modified":"2025-11-03T19:53:13","modified_gmt":"2025-11-03T19:53:13","slug":"am-fost-director-la-o-mare-intreprindere-socialista-cafeaua-de-dimineata-era-pregatita-de-o-secretara-sexy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6225","title":{"rendered":"Am fost Director la o mare \u00eentreprindere socialist\u0103. Cafeaua de diminea\u0163\u0103 era preg\u0103tit\u0103 de o secretar\u0103 sexy"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"740\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9211.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6227\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9211.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9211-247x300.jpeg 247w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITESTE SI \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Curriculum Vitae<br>&#8220;Am fost Director la o mare \u00eentreprindere socialist\u0103. Cafeaua de diminea\u0163\u0103 era preg\u0103tit\u0103 de o secretar\u0103 sexy, mergeam la serviciu cu Dacia neagr\u0103. Odat\u0103 am fost \u00eentrebat dac\u0103 fabrica nu contribuie cu 10 mii de lei pentru \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntarea unui tovar\u0103\u015f din Comitetul Central. Am spus, c\u0103,<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p> cu at\u00e2\u0163ia bani a\u015f \u00eenmorm\u00e2nta intregul Comitet\u2026.<br>\u2026. Din acest moment am devenit director la o \u00eentreprindere mai mic\u0103. Cafeaua zilnic\u0103 era pregatit\u0103 de o secretar\u0103 mai \u00een v\u00e2rst\u0103, la serviciu mergeam cu furgoneta fabricii. Odat\u0103 am fost apostrofat c\u0103 nu am fost la ultima \u015fedin\u0163\u0103 de partid. Am r\u0103spuns ca dac\u0103 \u015ftiam c\u0103 e ultima m-a\u015f fi dus sigur\u2026<br>\u2026. Din acest moment am lucrat ca maistru. La serviciu mergeam cu ma\u015fina proprie si eu f\u0103ceam cafeaua de diminea\u0163\u0103. \u00cen atelier<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>aveam pe perete poza lui Ceau\u015fescu \u015fi a Ginei Lolobrigida. Odat\u0103 mi-au spus c\u0103 de ce nu dau jos poza c**vei de pe perete? Am luat poza lui Ceau\u015fescu\u2026.<br>\u2026. Din acest moment am lucrat zilier la s\u0103pat \u015fan\u0163uri. Mergeam la lucru cu bicicleta si duceam cafeaua de acas\u0103 \u00een termos. Odat\u0103 \u00een timp ce s\u0103pam \u015fantul au venit \u015fi mi-au spus s\u0103-mi ascund bicicleta deoarece va trece pe acolo o delega\u0163ie de partid de la Bucure\u015fti. Am r\u0103spuns s\u0103 nu-\u015fi fac\u0103 probleme deoarece bicicleta este \u00eenchis\u0103 cu un lac\u0103t \u2026<br>\u2026. din acest moment am r\u0103mas f\u0103r\u0103 lucru\u2026<br>\u2026. o vreme am fost \u015fomer p\u00e2n\u0103 la schimbarea or\u00e2nduirii \u2026 M-am reabilitat, am intrat \u00een partid, am intrat \u00een politic\u0103\u2026 Cafeaua \u00eemi este servit\u0103 de o secretar\u0103 sexy, la serviciu merg cu un Audi A6 cu \u015fofer personal. \u00cen rest \u00eemi \u0163in gura \u015fi din c\u00e2nd \u00een c\u00e2nd ridic m\u00e2na s\u0103 votez.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE SI \u2935\ufe0f Curriculum Vitae&#8220;Am fost Director la o mare \u00eentreprindere socialist\u0103. Cafeaua de diminea\u0163\u0103 era preg\u0103tit\u0103 de o secretar\u0103 sexy, mergeam la serviciu cu Dacia neagr\u0103. Odat\u0103 am fost \u00eentrebat dac\u0103 fabrica nu contribuie cu 10 mii de lei pentru \u00eenmorm\u00e2ntarea unui tovar\u0103\u015f din Comitetul Central. Am spus, c\u0103, cu at\u00e2\u0163ia bani a\u015f \u00eenmorm\u00e2nta &#8230; <a title=\"Am fost Director la o mare \u00eentreprindere socialist\u0103. Cafeaua de diminea\u0163\u0103 era preg\u0103tit\u0103 de o secretar\u0103 sexy\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6225\" aria-label=\"Read more about Am fost Director la o mare \u00eentreprindere socialist\u0103. 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