{"id":6221,"date":"2025-11-02T07:17:50","date_gmt":"2025-11-02T07:17:50","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6221"},"modified":"2025-11-02T07:17:51","modified_gmt":"2025-11-02T07:17:51","slug":"patronul-unei-intreprinderi-se-hotaraste-sa-mearga-sa-faca-o-vizita-neanuntata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6221","title":{"rendered":"Patronul unei \u00eentreprinderi se hot\u0103r\u0103\u0219te s\u0103 mearg\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 o vizit\u0103 neanun\u021bat\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"650\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9150.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6223\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9150.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/IMG_9150-282x300.jpeg 282w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Patronul unei \u00eentreprinderi se hot\u0103r\u0103\u0219te s\u0103 mearg\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 o vizit\u0103 neanun\u021bat\u0103 muncitorilor, s\u0103 vad\u0103 cum lucreaz\u0103 ace\u0219tia.<br>Plimb\u00e2ndu-se pe \u0219antier, vede la un moment dat un t\u00e2n\u0103r care fuma tacticos la umbra unui pom, rezemat comod de trunchiul copacului.<br>V\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u0103 t\u00e2n\u0103rul nu se sinchise\u0219te de apari\u021bia lui, patronul se apropie de el \u0219i \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:<br>\u2013 Cu c\u00e2t e\u0219ti tu pl\u0103tit pe lun\u0103?<br>\u2013 Cu 200 de euro, r\u0103spunde b\u0103iatul.<br>\u2013 Uite aici \u00ee\u021bi dau 250 de euro, dar car\u0103-te \u0219i s\u0103 nu te mai v\u0103d pe aici!<br>T\u00e2n\u0103rul ia banii \u0219i pleac\u0103.<br>Nervos, patronul \u00eel cheam\u0103 pe \u0219eful de \u0219antier \u0219i \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103:<br>\u2013 De c\u00e2t timp lucra lene\u0219ul \u0103sta \u00een firma mea?<br>\u2013 A, b\u0103iatul acela? Nu lucra aici! Venea doar s\u0103 ne aduc\u0103 pizza!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f <\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00centr-un bar, un francez, un german \u015fi un rom\u00e2n st\u0103teau la o bere. Intr\u0103 unul de culoare nervos, cu chef de b\u0103taie, \u00ee\u015fi ia o bere, se tr\u00e2nte\u015fte la masa lor, se uit\u0103 spre francez \u015fi zice provocator:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ador s\u0103 mi-o trag cu fran\u0163uzoaicele!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Francezul, plictisit:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u015ei ce dac\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>V\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u0103 n-a mers provocarea, se uit\u0103 la german:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ador s\u0103 mi-o trag cu nem\u0163oaicele!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Germanul blazat:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 A\u015fa\u2026 \u015fi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Se \u00eentoarce spre rom\u00e2n:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u00cemi place la nebunie s\u0103 mi-o trag cu rom\u00e2ncele.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Rom\u00e2nul, pe un ton \u00een\u0163eleg\u0103tor:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cred \u015fi eu\u2026 nici mie nu-mi plac negresele!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Patronul unei \u00eentreprinderi se hot\u0103r\u0103\u0219te s\u0103 mearg\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 o vizit\u0103 neanun\u021bat\u0103 muncitorilor, s\u0103 vad\u0103 cum lucreaz\u0103 ace\u0219tia.Plimb\u00e2ndu-se pe \u0219antier, vede la un moment dat un t\u00e2n\u0103r care fuma tacticos la umbra unui pom, rezemat comod de trunchiul copacului.V\u0103z\u00e2nd c\u0103 t\u00e2n\u0103rul nu se sinchise\u0219te de apari\u021bia lui, patronul se apropie &#8230; <a title=\"Patronul unei \u00eentreprinderi se hot\u0103r\u0103\u0219te s\u0103 mearg\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 o vizit\u0103 neanun\u021bat\u0103\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6221\" aria-label=\"Read more about Patronul unei \u00eentreprinderi se hot\u0103r\u0103\u0219te s\u0103 mearg\u0103 s\u0103 fac\u0103 o vizit\u0103 neanun\u021bat\u0103\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6222,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6221","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6221","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6221"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6221\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6224,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6221\/revisions\/6224"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6222"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6221"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6221"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6221"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}