{"id":6213,"date":"2025-10-30T21:02:43","date_gmt":"2025-10-30T21:02:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6213"},"modified":"2025-10-30T21:04:04","modified_gmt":"2025-10-30T21:04:04","slug":"6213","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6213","title":{"rendered":"Ministerului Ap\u0103r\u0103rii Na\u021bionale &#8220;descoper\u0103&#8221; c\u0103 \u00een ultima vreme are prea mul\u021bi ofi\u021beri"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-gallery has-nested-images columns-default is-cropped wp-block-gallery-1 is-layout-flex wp-block-gallery-is-layout-flex\">\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"506\" data-id=\"6215\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_9103.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6215\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_9103.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_9103-300x249.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n<\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Direc\u021bia Management Resurse Umane a Ministerului Ap\u0103r\u0103rii Na\u021bionale &#8220;descoper\u0103&#8221; c\u0103 \u00een ultima vreme are prea mul\u021bi ofi\u021beri. Se hot\u0103r\u0103\u0219te ca acelora care vor s\u0103 plece benevol, &#8220;ca s\u0103 nu fie da\u021bi afar\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 nimic&#8221;, s\u0103 li se acorde un bonus special de 100 euro pentru fiecare centimetru al distan\u021bei \u00een linie dreapt\u0103 dintre oricare dou\u0103 puncte de pe corp. Ca un semn de bun\u0103voin\u021b\u0103 a Guvernului \u0219i cu aprobarea Cotroceniului, fiecare ofi\u021ber are dreptul s\u0103 indice punctele pe care \u0219i le alege.<br>Primul intr\u0103 un ofi\u021ber de avia\u021bie, foarte suplu, care cere s\u0103 fie m\u0103surat din cre\u0219tet p\u00e2n\u0103 \u00een v\u00e2rful degetelor de la picioare. Avea 1.95m, a\u0219a c\u0103 prime\u0219te un cec de 19.500 euro.<br>Al doilea vine un ofi\u021ber de marin\u0103 \u0219i cere s\u0103 fie m\u0103surat din v\u00e2rful degetelor de la picioare p\u00e2n\u0103 la v\u00e2rful m\u00e2inilor \u00eentinse deasupra capului &#8211; &#8220;at\u00e2ta c\u00e2t are c\u00e2nd \u00eenoat\u0103&#8221; &#8211; \u0219i m\u0103soar\u0103 2.55m. Pleac\u0103 marinarul cu un cec de 25.500 euro.<br>Intr\u0103 \u0219i al treilea ofi\u021ber, un zdrahon de infanterie. C\u00e2nd e \u00eentrebat cum s\u0103 fie m\u0103surat, \u0103sta zice: &#8220;Din v\u00e2rful penisului p\u00e2n\u0103 la testicole&#8221;. Must\u0103cesc \u0103\u0219tia de la pensii \u00eentre ei \u0219i \u00eei atrag aten\u021bia ca ofi\u021berii anteriori plecaser\u0103 cu ni\u0219te cecuri frumu\u0219ele.<br>\u0102sta nu \u0219i nu, c\u0103 pe el s\u0103-l m\u0103soare cum le-a cerut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; OK, zic ei.<br>A\u0219a c\u0103 medicul \u00eei cere ofi\u021berului s\u0103-\u0219i dea jos uniforma. Infanteristul se dezbrac\u0103, medicul scoate ruleta, o pune pe v\u00e2rful penisului \u0219i dup\u0103 primii 20 de centimetri se aude un strig\u0103t:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; Dumnezeule mare! Unde v\u0103 sunt testicolele?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>&#8211; \u00cen Irak.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Direc\u021bia Management Resurse Umane a Ministerului Ap\u0103r\u0103rii Na\u021bionale &#8220;descoper\u0103&#8221; c\u0103 \u00een ultima vreme are prea mul\u021bi ofi\u021beri. Se hot\u0103r\u0103\u0219te ca acelora care vor s\u0103 plece benevol, &#8220;ca s\u0103 nu fie da\u021bi afar\u0103 f\u0103r\u0103 nimic&#8221;, s\u0103 li se acorde un bonus special de 100 euro pentru fiecare centimetru al distan\u021bei \u00een &#8230; <a title=\"Ministerului Ap\u0103r\u0103rii Na\u021bionale &#8220;descoper\u0103&#8221; c\u0103 \u00een ultima vreme are prea mul\u021bi ofi\u021beri\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6213\" aria-label=\"Read more about Ministerului Ap\u0103r\u0103rii Na\u021bionale &#8220;descoper\u0103&#8221; c\u0103 \u00een ultima vreme are prea mul\u021bi ofi\u021beri\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6214,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6213","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6213","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6213"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6213\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6218,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6213\/revisions\/6218"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6214"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6213"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6213"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6213"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}