{"id":6165,"date":"2025-10-19T06:11:30","date_gmt":"2025-10-19T06:11:30","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6165"},"modified":"2025-10-19T06:11:31","modified_gmt":"2025-10-19T06:11:31","slug":"sotul-sotia-si-o-tanara-atragatoare-iau-impreuna-liftul","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6165","title":{"rendered":"So\u021bul, so\u021bia \u0219i o t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 atr\u0103g\u0103toare iau \u00eempreun\u0103 liftul.\u00a0"},"content":{"rendered":"\n
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CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n

So\u021bul, so\u021bia \u0219i o t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 atr\u0103g\u0103toare iau \u00eempreun\u0103 liftul. <\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

Deodat\u0103, t\u00e2n\u0103ra se \u00eentoarce brusc \u0219i \u00eel plesne\u0219te pe b\u0103rbat.
\u2013 Nu \u021bi-e ru\u0219ine, porcule? \u00cen fa\u021ba so\u021biei?!
Liftul se opre\u0219te, iar t\u00e2n\u0103ra iese. So\u021bul, palid, \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103-i explice nevestei.
\u2013 Maria, \u00ee\u021bi jur\u2026
\u2013 \u0218tiu, eu am m\u00e2ng\u00e2iat-o!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n

O blond\u0103 <\/strong>\u00ee\u015fi g\u0103se\u015fte ma\u015fina din parcare cu portiera <\/strong>\u00eenfundat\u0103. <\/p>\n\n\n\n

 Un trec\u0103tor binevoitor o sf\u0103tuie\u015fte s\u0103 sufle \u00een \u0163eava de e\u015fapament <\/strong>p\u00e2n\u0103 c\u00e2nd portiera revine la forma ini\u0163ial\u0103. Blonda nu st\u0103 mult pe g\u00e2nduri \u015fi \u00eencepe s\u0103 sufle.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u00cen timp ce era \u00een plin\u0103 activitate, o alt\u0103 blonda o vede \u015fi o intreaba:<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Ce faci drag\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Suflu ca s\u0103 \u00eendrept portiera.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Vai drag\u0103, fraier\u0103 mai e\u015fti! N-o s\u0103 reu\u015fe\u015fti niciodat\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 De ce, drag\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Pai nu vezi drag\u0103 ca ai ferestrele deschise!?\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Este un banc tratati-l ca atare!<\/p>\n\n\n\n

CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n

La gradina zoologica, animalele discuta despre venirea vacantei:<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Spune-mi girafa<\/strong>, unde pleci tu \u00een vacanta?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Ei bine, eu am g\u00e2tul <\/strong>lung, sotia mea are g\u00e2tul lung si copiii <\/strong>mei la fel au g\u00e2tul lung. Si cum nu ne place sa iesim \u00een evidenta vom merge \u00een Africa, acolo unde sunt si alte girafe.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Dar tu, ursule <\/strong>polar, tu unde mergi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Pai eu am blana groasa, sotia mea la fel are blana groasa si copiii tot asa. Si cum nu ne place sa iesim \u00een evidenta vom merge la Polul Nord<\/strong>, acolo unde sunt si alti ursi polari.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

\u2013 Dar tu, crocodilule, unde mergi?<\/p>\n\n\n\n

-Ei bine, eu am o gura mare, sotia mea are o gura mare si copiii mei au gura mare, Si cum nu ne place sa iesim \u00een evidenta vom merge \u00een Oltenia<\/strong>\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f So\u021bul, so\u021bia \u0219i o t\u00e2n\u0103r\u0103 atr\u0103g\u0103toare iau \u00eempreun\u0103 liftul.  Deodat\u0103, t\u00e2n\u0103ra se \u00eentoarce brusc \u0219i \u00eel plesne\u0219te pe b\u0103rbat.\u2013 Nu \u021bi-e ru\u0219ine, porcule? \u00cen fa\u021ba so\u021biei?!Liftul se opre\u0219te, iar t\u00e2n\u0103ra iese. So\u021bul, palid, \u00eencearc\u0103 s\u0103-i explice nevestei.\u2013 Maria, \u00ee\u021bi jur\u2026\u2013 \u0218tiu, eu am m\u00e2ng\u00e2iat-o! CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec O blond\u0103 \u00ee\u015fi … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6167,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6165","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6165","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6165"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6165\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6168,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6165\/revisions\/6168"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6167"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}