{"id":6156,"date":"2025-10-18T08:07:48","date_gmt":"2025-10-18T08:07:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6156"},"modified":"2025-10-18T08:07:49","modified_gmt":"2025-10-18T08:07:49","slug":"daca-ti-dau-100-de-euro-iti-dai-bluza-jos","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6156","title":{"rendered":"Dac\u0103-\u021bi dau 100 de euro \u00ee\u021bi dai bluza jos?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"1006\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8703.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6157\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8703.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8703-182x300.jpeg 182w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Avea Bul\u0101 o secretar\u0103 mi\u015fto.<br>Inc\u0101izit, se apropie de ea \u0219i o \u00eentreab\u0103 gale\u015f:<br>\u2013 Dac\u0103-\u021bi dau 100 de euro \u00ee\u021bi dai bluza jos?<br>\u2013 Da.<br>\u2013 Dac\u0103-\u021bi dau 200 de euro \u00ee\u021bi dai chilo\u021bii jos?<br>\u2013 Da, sigur.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Innebunit Bul\u0103, ame\u021bit de succesul pe care il are cu ea, o \u00eentreab\u0103:<br>\u2013 \u0218i c\u00e2t vrei pentru o partid\u0103 de amor?<br>\u2013 50 de euro, ca toat\u00e2 lumea.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITE\u0218TE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O tipa merge la un magazin alimentar si intreaba:<br>\u2013 Buna ziua, fiti amabila, aveti paine?<br>\u2013 Da avem, de care doriti?<br>\u2013 Pai aveti mai multe feluri?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Da, de azi, de ieri si de alaltaieri.<br>\u2013 Bineinteles ca doresc una de azi!<br>\u2013 Reveniti va rog peste 2 zile!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ce faci ba? Mergem s\u0103 bem o bere?<br>\u2013 Sunt taic\u0103-s\u0103u, alt\u0103 intrebare?!<br>\u2013 Veni\u021bi \u0219i dv. cu noi?<br>\u2013 Da.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Avea Bul\u0101 o secretar\u0103 mi\u015fto.Inc\u0101izit, se apropie de ea \u0219i o \u00eentreab\u0103 gale\u015f:\u2013 Dac\u0103-\u021bi dau 100 de euro \u00ee\u021bi dai bluza jos?\u2013 Da.\u2013 Dac\u0103-\u021bi dau 200 de euro \u00ee\u021bi dai chilo\u021bii jos?\u2013 Da, sigur. Innebunit Bul\u0103, ame\u021bit de succesul pe care il are cu ea, o \u00eentreab\u0103:\u2013 \u0218i c\u00e2t vrei &#8230; <a title=\"Dac\u0103-\u021bi dau 100 de euro \u00ee\u021bi dai bluza jos?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6156\" aria-label=\"Read more about Dac\u0103-\u021bi dau 100 de euro \u00ee\u021bi dai bluza jos?\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6158,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6156","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6156","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6156"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6156\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6159,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6156\/revisions\/6159"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6158"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6156"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6156"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6156"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}