{"id":6141,"date":"2025-10-17T19:47:08","date_gmt":"2025-10-17T19:47:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6141"},"modified":"2025-10-17T19:48:02","modified_gmt":"2025-10-17T19:48:02","slug":"parinte-v-ati-sculat-azi-dimineata-pe-partea-gresita-a-patului","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6141","title":{"rendered":"P\u0103rinte, v-a\u0163i sculat azi-diminea\u0163\u0103 pe partea gre\u015fit\u0103 a patului"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"539\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8697.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6146\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8697.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8697-300x265.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>     CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un preot t\u00e2n\u0103r se trezeste de diminea\u0163\u0103, se \u00eembr\u0103c\u0103, se sp\u0103l\u0103 \u015fi se \u00eendrept\u0103 spre sala de mese. Pe drum, dou\u0103 c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u0163e \u00eel salutar\u0103 \u015fi, pe urm\u0103, \u00eei spuser\u0103 discret:<br>\u2013 P\u0103rinte, v-a\u0163i sculat azi-diminea\u0163\u0103 pe partea gre\u015fit\u0103 a patului.<br>Preotul se mir\u0103 dar \u00ee\u015fi continu\u0103 drumul. Dup\u0103 al\u0163i c\u00e2\u0163iva pa\u015fi se \u00eent\u00e2lni cu un coleg.<br>\u2013 S\u0103 \u015ftii c\u0103 te-ai dat jos din pat azi-diminea\u0163\u0103 pe partea gre\u015fit\u0103!<br>Preotul se mir\u0103 \u015fi \u00ee\u015fi continu\u0103 drumul. \u00cen sala de mese s-a \u00eent\u00e2lnit cu Episcopul, care se uita lung la el.<br>\u2013 \u015etiu de ce m\u0103 privi\u0163i a\u015fa! M-am dat jos din pat pe partea gre\u015fit\u0103\u2026<br>\u2013 Nu, eu vroiam s\u0103 te \u00eentreb de ce por\u0163i papucii calug\u0103ri\u0163ei Maria?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La farmacie vine o b\u0103tr\u00e2n\u0103 de 80 de ani cu o re\u0163et\u0103. Farmacistul o \u00eentreab\u0103:<br>\u2013 Re\u0163eta este pentru dvs.?<br>\u2013 Da.<br>\u2013 \u015eti\u0163i c\u0103 este o re\u0163et\u0103 de anticoncep\u0163ionale? Acestea nu v\u0103 fac nimic.<br>\u2013 Ba da, m\u0103 fac s\u0103 dorm lini\u015ftit\u0103.<br>\u2013 Cum a\u015fa?<br>\u2013 Iau c\u00e2te o pastil\u0103 \u00een fiecare diminea\u0163\u0103, o pisez \u015fi o dizolv \u00een paharul cu suc al nepoatei mele de 16 ani. A\u015fa dorm eu lini\u015ftit\u0103!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u23ec&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ceausescu si Gorbaciov sunt invitati la un dineu alaturi de presedinti ai altor tari. La dineu cei doi observa ca toate tacamurile sunt facute din aur. Cei doi isi propun sa fure macar o lingura. Gorbaciov:<br>\u2013 Dragii mei, uitati-va la aceste tablouri frumoase si valoroase\u2026<br>Toti se uita si in acel moment baga repede o lingura in buzunar.<br>Ceausescu:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>\u2013 Vreti sa fac un numar de magie?<br>Toti: DAAA!!!<br>\u2013 Bine! Uite! Iau lingura asta de pe masa, o bag la mine in buzunar si o scot din buzunarul lui Gorbaciov.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un preot t\u00e2n\u0103r se trezeste de diminea\u0163\u0103, se \u00eembr\u0103c\u0103, se sp\u0103l\u0103 \u015fi se \u00eendrept\u0103 spre sala de mese. Pe drum, dou\u0103 c\u0103lug\u0103ri\u0163e \u00eel salutar\u0103 \u015fi, pe urm\u0103, \u00eei spuser\u0103 discret:\u2013 P\u0103rinte, v-a\u0163i sculat azi-diminea\u0163\u0103 pe partea gre\u015fit\u0103 a patului.Preotul se mir\u0103 dar \u00ee\u015fi continu\u0103 drumul. Dup\u0103 al\u0163i c\u00e2\u0163iva pa\u015fi se &#8230; <a title=\"P\u0103rinte, v-a\u0163i sculat azi-diminea\u0163\u0103 pe partea gre\u015fit\u0103 a patului\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6141\" aria-label=\"Read more about P\u0103rinte, v-a\u0163i sculat azi-diminea\u0163\u0103 pe partea gre\u015fit\u0103 a patului\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6147,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6141","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6141","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6141"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6141\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6149,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6141\/revisions\/6149"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6147"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6141"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6141"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6141"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}