{"id":6136,"date":"2025-10-17T13:49:11","date_gmt":"2025-10-17T13:49:11","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6136"},"modified":"2025-10-17T13:49:53","modified_gmt":"2025-10-17T13:49:53","slug":"surprins-la-amanta-ion-sare-disperat-de-la-etajul-zece-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6136","title":{"rendered":"Surprins la amant\u0103, Ion sare disperat de la etajul zece"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"520\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8692-520x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6137\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8692-520x1024.jpeg 520w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8692-152x300.jpeg 152w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8692.jpeg 610w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 520px) 100vw, 520px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Surprins la amant\u0103, Ion sare disperat de la etajul zece. Aflat \u00een c\u0103dere liber\u0103, \u00eencepe s\u0103 se g\u00e2ndeasc\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu puteam eu s\u0103 stau acas\u0103 cu nevasta\u2026 s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc un gr\u0103tar\u2026s\u0103 beau un \u015fpri\u0163\u2026 \u015fi, cine \u015ftie, poate s\u0103 fac \u015fi amor\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cade cu noroc pe o prelat\u0103 de la terasa blocului \u015fi, \u00eembr\u0103c\u00e2ndu-\u015fi izmenele, cuget\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vaii cate prostii au putut sa-mi treca prin cap in cateva secunde\u2026.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bul\u0103 \u00een ma\u0219in\u0103. La un moment \u00eel dep\u0103\u0219e\u0219te o g\u0103in\u0103. Apas\u0103 pe accelerator, n-o ajunge. Dup\u0103 c\u00e2\u021biva km ajunge la o ferm\u0103 \u0219i-l \u00eentreab\u0103 pe \u021b\u0103ran:<br>\u2013 Ce fel de g\u0103ini sunt acestea? Prima dat\u0103 v\u0103d s\u0103 fug\u0103 a\u0219a de repede o g\u0103in\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Da, e nou\u0103 specie, pentru carne.<br>\u2013 \u0218i-i gustoas\u0103 carnea?<br>\u2013 Nu se \u0219tie, nu le putem prinde.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>4 copii, la \u0219coal\u0103, discutau de serviciul ta\u021bilor lor.<br>\u2013 Andrei ce-i tat\u0103l t\u0103u?<br>\u2013 Gropar.<br>\u2013 Nu se zice gropar, ci FUNC\u021aIONAR LA POMPELE FUNEBRE!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 George ce-i tat\u0103l t\u0103u?<br>\u2013 Gunoier.<br>\u2013 Nu se zice gunoier, ci ASOCIAT LA SALUBRITATE!<br>\u2013 Bul\u0103 ce-i taic\u0103-tu?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>DJ la Mistik Club!<br>\u2013 Adic\u0103? (zic to\u021bi \u00een cor)<br>\u2013 CLOPOTAR LA BISERIC\u0102<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Surprins la amant\u0103, Ion sare disperat de la etajul zece. Aflat \u00een c\u0103dere liber\u0103, \u00eencepe s\u0103 se g\u00e2ndeasc\u0103: \u2013 Nu puteam eu s\u0103 stau acas\u0103 cu nevasta\u2026 s\u0103 m\u0103n\u00e2nc un gr\u0103tar\u2026s\u0103 beau un \u015fpri\u0163\u2026 \u015fi, cine \u015ftie, poate s\u0103 fac \u015fi amor\u2026 Cade cu noroc pe o prelat\u0103 de la &#8230; <a title=\"Surprins la amant\u0103, Ion sare disperat de la etajul zece\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6136\" aria-label=\"Read more about Surprins la amant\u0103, Ion sare disperat de la etajul zece\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6138,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6136","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6136","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6136"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6136\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6140,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6136\/revisions\/6140"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6138"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6136"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6136"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6136"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}