{"id":6122,"date":"2025-10-16T19:07:47","date_gmt":"2025-10-16T19:07:47","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6122"},"modified":"2025-10-16T19:07:48","modified_gmt":"2025-10-16T19:07:48","slug":"un-tip-se-duce-la-doctor","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6122","title":{"rendered":"Un tip se duce la doctor"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"467\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8688.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6124\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8688.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8688-300x230.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>      CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"500\" height=\"592\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8745.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6123\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8745.jpeg 500w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8745-253x300.jpeg 253w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC\u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><strong>Banc. Alinu\u021ba merge cu p\u0103rin\u021bii ei la plaja de nudi\u0219ti din Costine\u0219ti \u0219i are o conversa\u021bie absolut hilar\u0103 cu mama ei! Spor la r\u00e2s!<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Alinu\u021ba merge cu p\u0103rin\u021bii ei la plaja de nudi\u0219ti din Costine\u0219ti. Tot plimb\u00e2ndu-se ea, observ\u0103 c\u0103 to\u0163i domnii au chestia mai mare dec\u00e2t tat\u0103l ei. Merge la mama \u015fi o \u00eentreab\u0103:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Mami, de ce to\u0163i b\u0103rba\u0163ii au chestia aia mai mare dec\u00e2t tati?<br>\u2013 Draga mea, cu c\u00e2t e mai mare, cu at\u00e2t e mai prost b\u0103rbatul!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mai merge Alinu\u021ba s\u0103 se joace \u015fi observ\u0103 c\u0103 toate doamnele au s\u00e2ni mai mari dec\u00e2t mama ei. Merge la mama \u015fi o \u00eentreab\u0103:<br>\u2013 Mami, de ce toate doamnele au s\u00e2nii mai mari ca tine?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Draga mea, cu c\u00e2t sunt mai mari s\u00e2nii, cu at\u00e2t e mai proast\u0103 doamna.<br>Mai merge feti\u0163a la plimbare, \u00eel vede pe tat\u0103l ei vorbind cu o doamn\u0103, se \u00eentoarce la mama ei \u015fi \u00eei spune:<br>\u2013 Mami, mami, tati vorbe\u015fte cu cea mai proast\u0103 doamn\u0103 din bazin! \u015ei cu c\u00e2t vorbe\u015fte mai mult cu ea, cu at\u00e2t devine \u015fi el mai prost!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC\u2b07\ufe0f Banc. Alinu\u021ba merge cu p\u0103rin\u021bii ei la plaja de nudi\u0219ti din Costine\u0219ti \u0219i are o conversa\u021bie absolut hilar\u0103 cu mama ei! Spor la r\u00e2s! Alinu\u021ba merge cu p\u0103rin\u021bii ei la plaja de nudi\u0219ti din Costine\u0219ti. Tot plimb\u00e2ndu-se ea, observ\u0103 c\u0103 to\u0163i domnii au chestia mai mare &#8230; <a title=\"Un tip se duce la doctor\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6122\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un tip se duce la doctor\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6125,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6122"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6122\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6126,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6122\/revisions\/6126"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6125"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}