{"id":611,"date":"2024-05-13T09:05:44","date_gmt":"2024-05-13T09:05:44","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=611"},"modified":"2025-06-24T12:21:10","modified_gmt":"2025-06-24T12:21:10","slug":"cele-mai-tari-bancuri-cu-ion-maria-si-gheorghe-singura-acasa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=611","title":{"rendered":"CELE MAI TARI BANCURI CU ION, MARIA \u0218I GHEORGHE: Singur\u0103 acas\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"544\" height=\"916\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/image.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5221\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/image.jpeg 544w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/05\/image-178x300.jpeg 178w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 544px) 100vw, 544px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\tatOptions = {\n\t\t'key' : 'e7e5cdb865d410301cc22847061daa17',\n\t\t'format' : 'iframe',\n\t\t'height' : 250,\n\t\t'width' : 300,\n\t\t'params' : {}\n\t};\n<\/script>\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion vine de la munca si o vede pe Maria in pat,dezbracata.<br>-Maria,de ce esti dezbracata in pat?<br>-E cald si n-am cu ce sa ma imbrac!<br>Ion deschide dulapul si zice:<br>-ia uite ce ai aici Maria.Fusta\u2026Palton\u2026Camasa\u2026Bluza\u2026Salut Gheorghe!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion si Maria mergeau pe strada in Bucuresti. Nu mai vazusera niciodata un felinar, asa ca Maria exclama:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>`Uite Ioane luna-n bat.`<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>La care Ion: `Taci fa, ca te faci de ras, e butelia-n salcam.`<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\tatOptions = {\n\t\t'key' : 'e7e5cdb865d410301cc22847061daa17',\n\t\t'format' : 'iframe',\n\t\t'height' : 250,\n\t\t'width' : 300,\n\t\t'params' : {}\n\t};\n<\/script>\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion si Maria la maternitate:<br>\u2013 No Marie, ce avem?<br>\u2013 Baiat.<br>\u2013 No, \u2026\u2026.si cu cine seamana?<br>\u2013 \u2026 Degeaba-ti spun, ca nu-l cunosti.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\tatOptions = {\n\t\t'key' : 'e7e5cdb865d410301cc22847061daa17',\n\t\t'format' : 'iframe',\n\t\t'height' : 250,\n\t\t'width' : 300,\n\t\t'params' : {}\n\t};\n<\/script>\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Mai Ioane, de ce te-ai insurat?<br>\u2013 Pentru ca nu-mi placea mancarea gatita de mine.<br>\u2013 Si acum cum e?<br>\u2013 Acum imi place!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\tatOptions = {\n\t\t'key' : 'e7e5cdb865d410301cc22847061daa17',\n\t\t'format' : 'iframe',\n\t\t'height' : 250,\n\t\t'width' : 300,\n\t\t'params' : {}\n\t};\n<\/script>\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion merge la piata sa v\u00e2nda un cocos. Vine un batr\u00e2nel care parea interesat si \u00eentreaba:<br>\u2013 E bun cocosul taica? Se pricepe la calcat gaini?<br>\u2013 Buuun tataie! Calca tot ce prinde; calca gaini, rate, g\u00e2ste, oi, porci, vaci, a prins odata un vultur si nu l-a iertat\u2026<br>\u2013 Pai si-atunci de ce-l vinzi, omule?!<br>\u2013 Hmm\u2026 de la o vreme se uita ciudat la mine.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ion: Vino mai aproape!<br>Maria: Vin!<br>Ion: Mai aproape!!!<br>Maria: Vin! Vin!!!<br>Ion: Nu vorbeam cu tine. Vorbeam cu cea din spate.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>***<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Maria catre Ion, punandu-si capul tandru pe umarul lui:<br>\u2013 Ioane, ce ai gasit tu la mine de m-ai luat de nevasta?<br>\u2013 Nu stiu\u2026 raspunse Ion, ca eram beat.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\n\tatOptions = {\n\t\t'key' : 'e7e5cdb865d410301cc22847061daa17',\n\t\t'format' : 'iframe',\n\t\t'height' : 250,\n\t\t'width' : 300,\n\t\t'params' : {}\n\t};\n<\/script>\n<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ioane vino diseara la mine acasa ca-s singura .<br>\u2013 Vin Mario . Dar pentru ce ?<br>\u2013 Ca sa-mi repari televizoru !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ion vine de la munca si o vede pe Maria in pat,dezbracata.-Maria,de ce esti dezbracata in pat?-E cald si n-am cu ce sa ma imbrac!Ion deschide dulapul si zice:-ia uite ce ai aici Maria.Fusta\u2026Palton\u2026Camasa\u2026Bluza\u2026Salut Gheorghe! Ion si Maria mergeau pe strada in Bucuresti. 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