{"id":6106,"date":"2025-10-15T19:16:46","date_gmt":"2025-10-15T19:16:46","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6106"},"modified":"2025-10-16T05:28:07","modified_gmt":"2025-10-16T05:28:07","slug":"buna-scumpo-mea-sunt-eu-tati-mama-e-cumva-prin-apropiere","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6106","title":{"rendered":"Buna, scumpo mea sunt eu, tati. Mama e cumva prin apropiere?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"552\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8683.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6113\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8683.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8683-300x271.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p><br>CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 \u021a\u00e2rrrrrrrrrrrrr!, \u021a\u00e2rrrrrrrrrrrr! ( se aude telefonul sunand)<br>Fetita ridica receptorul:<br>\u2013 Alooo?<br>\u2013 Buna, scumpo mea sunt eu, tati. Mama e cumva prin apropierea telefonului?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Nu, tati, mami e la etaj, in dormitor, cu unchiul Paul.<br>Dupa o scurta pauza, tati zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Dar, scumpa mea, care unchi Paul ca tu nu ai niciun unchi Paul!<br>\u2013 Oh, ba da,cum sa nu am, si el e la etaj, in camera cu mami, chiar in acest moment.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O alta scurta pauza.<br>\u2013 Uf, bine atunci draga mea, vreau ca tu sa faci ceva pentru tati: lasa receptorul pe masa, alerga la etaj si bate la usa dormitorului si striga la mami: \u201eMami, mami, masina lui tati tocmai a intrat \u00een parcare!\u201d<br>\u2013 Bine, tati, doar un minut.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cateva minute mai tirziu, fetita vine inapoi la telefon.<br>\u2013 Am facut ce mi-ai spus, tati.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Si ce sa int\u00e2mplat, scumpa mea?<br>\u2013 Ei bine, mami s-a speriat tare rau, a sarit din pat fara nicio haina pe ea, a inceput sa alerge in stanga si in dreapta tipand, apoi s-a impiedicat de covor, s-a lovit cu capul de masa de toaleta si acum zace nemi\/scata!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O, Doamne, nu pot sa cred! Si ce imi poti spune despre unchiul tau Paul?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Si el a sarit din pat, fara haine pe el si el s-a speriat rau si a sarit pe fereastra din spate direct in piscina. Dar cred ca nu stia ca saptamana trecuta ati scos apa, ca sa o curatati. S-a lovit de fundul piscinei si credc ca a m\/urit.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O lunga pauza.<br>Urmata de o pauza si mai lunga.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O foarte lunga pauza, apoi intr-un final tati spune:<br>\u2013 Piscina zici? \u00c3\u00e3\u00e3\u00e3\u00e3\u2026. Aveti cumva numarul \u2026 5731?&nbsp;<br>\u2013 Nu, cred ca ati gresit numarul\u2026..<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE SI URMATORUL BANC \u2b07\ufe0f \u2013 \u021a\u00e2rrrrrrrrrrrrr!, \u021a\u00e2rrrrrrrrrrrr! ( se aude telefonul sunand)Fetita ridica receptorul:\u2013 Alooo?\u2013 Buna, scumpo mea sunt eu, tati. Mama e cumva prin apropierea telefonului? \u2013 Nu, tati, mami e la etaj, in dormitor, cu unchiul Paul.Dupa o scurta pauza, tati zice: \u2013 Dar, scumpa mea, care unchi Paul ca tu nu &#8230; <a title=\"Buna, scumpo mea sunt eu, tati. Mama e cumva prin apropiere?\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6106\" aria-label=\"Read more about Buna, scumpo mea sunt eu, tati. 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