{"id":6102,"date":"2025-10-15T18:37:43","date_gmt":"2025-10-15T18:37:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6102"},"modified":"2025-10-15T18:37:44","modified_gmt":"2025-10-15T18:37:44","slug":"un-macelar-vede-intrand-in-magazinul-sau-un-ciine-cu-o-bancnota","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6102","title":{"rendered":"Un m\u0103celar vede intr\u00e2nd \u00een magazinul s\u0103u un c\u00eeine cu o bancnot\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"500\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8678.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6103\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8678.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8678-300x246.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un m\u0103celar vede intr\u00e2nd \u00een magazinul s\u0103u un c\u00eeine cu o bancnot\u0103 de 50 lei \u015fi un bilet pe care scria:<br>\u201c10 antricoate de miel, v\u0103 rog.\u201d<br>Amuzat, ia banii, pune antricoatele \u00eentr-o pung\u0103 \u00een gura c\u00e2inelui, \u015fi \u00eenchide repede magazinul.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u00cel urm\u0103re\u015fte pe c\u00e2ine \u015fi vede cum opre\u015fte la culoarea verde a semaforului, se asigur\u0103<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cainele verific\u0103 lista cu orarul \u015fi se a\u015feaz\u0103 pe banc\u0103. C\u00eend autobuzul apare, se uit\u0103 s\u0103 verifice num\u0103rul autobuzului, apoi se urc\u0103. M\u0103celarul \u00eel urmeaz\u0103 perplex.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dup\u0103 un timp, c\u00e2inele se a\u015feaz\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163\u0103, se pune pe labele din spate \u015fi apas\u0103 butonul \u201cstop\u201d, iar m\u0103celarul \u00eel urmeaz\u0103 afar\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>C\u00e2inele alearg\u0103 p\u00een\u0103 \u00een fa\u0163a unei case \u015fi las\u0103 punga la intrare. Se \u00eentoarce pe alee,<br>mai face o curs\u0103, \u015fi latr\u0103 c\u0103tre u\u015f\u0103. \u015ei latr\u0103, \u015fi latr\u0103. Nici un r\u0103spuns.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Atunci sare pe perete, alearg\u0103 \u00een jurul gr\u0103dinii, se bate cu capul de geam, sare, \u015fi<br>a\u015fteapt\u0103 din nou la u\u015f\u0103. Un tip masiv iese \u00eenjur\u00eend \u015fi bombanind c\u00e2inele. M\u0103celarul \u00eencepe s\u0103 strige la tip:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ce dr..cului faci? C\u00e2inele \u0103sta e un geniu! St\u0103p\u00e2nul \u00eei r\u0103spunde:<br>Geniu, pe dr..cul! Este a doua oar\u0103 s\u0103pt\u0103m\u00e2na asta cand \u00ee\u015fi uit\u0103 cheia.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>**<br>Doi ardeleni calatoreau cu trenul. Vine conductorul.<br>\u2013 Biletele la control, va rog!<br>\u2013 Ma, Gheorghe, noi avem belet?<br>\u2013 No.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 N-avem belet, domn controlor.<br>\u2013 Bani de amenda aveti?<br>\u2013 Ma, Gheorghe, bani de amenda avem?<br>\u2013 No.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 N-avem bani, domn controlor.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Va bateti joc de mine? Bilet nu aveti, bani nu aveti. Atunci, ce dracu\u2019 aveti?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ce-avem, ma Gheorghe?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Avem abonament.\ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un m\u0103celar vede intr\u00e2nd \u00een magazinul s\u0103u un c\u00eeine cu o bancnot\u0103 de 50 lei \u015fi un bilet pe care scria:\u201c10 antricoate de miel, v\u0103 rog.\u201dAmuzat, ia banii, pune antricoatele \u00eentr-o pung\u0103 \u00een gura c\u00e2inelui, \u015fi \u00eenchide repede magazinul. \u00cel urm\u0103re\u015fte pe c\u00e2ine \u015fi vede cum opre\u015fte la culoarea verde &#8230; <a title=\"Un m\u0103celar vede intr\u00e2nd \u00een magazinul s\u0103u un c\u00eeine cu o bancnot\u0103\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6102\" aria-label=\"Read more about Un m\u0103celar vede intr\u00e2nd \u00een magazinul s\u0103u un c\u00eeine cu o bancnot\u0103\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6104,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6102","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6102","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6102"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6102\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6105,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6102\/revisions\/6105"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6104"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6102"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6102"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6102"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}