{"id":6093,"date":"2025-10-15T17:22:37","date_gmt":"2025-10-15T17:22:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6093"},"modified":"2025-10-15T17:25:32","modified_gmt":"2025-10-15T17:25:32","slug":"un-mos-merge-sa-isi-faca-asigurare-de-viata","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6093","title":{"rendered":"Un mo\u0219 merge s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i fac\u0103 asigurare de via\u021b\u0103"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"908\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8676.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6098\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8676.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8676-202x300.jpeg 202w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Un mo\u0219 merge s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i fac\u0103 asigurare de via\u021b\u0103<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Bun\u0103 ziua! A\u0219 vrea s\u0103-mi fac asigurare de via\u021b\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ce vorbe\u0219ti mo\u0219ule. C\u00e2\u021bi ani ai?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 97.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Vorbe\u0219ti serios?! \u0218i vrei la v\u00e2rsta ta asigurare?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Na\u2026 Vreau s\u0103 merg cu tata \u00eentr-o vacan\u021b\u0103 \u0219i e bine s\u0103 fim asigura\u021bi.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Asta \u00ee\u0219i bag\u0103 m\u00e2na \u00een p\u0103r.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Cu tat\u0103l tau?! Pai ce v\u00e2rsta are?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 125.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 P\u0103i, \u0219i ce c\u0103uta\u021bi voi \u00eentr-o vacan\u021b\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ehh\u2026 Mergem \u00een vizit\u0103 la bunicul meu.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Asta se d\u0103dea cu capul de birou.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Ce spui b\u0103 mo\u0219ule? \u00ce\u021bi ba\u021bi joc de mine?! C\u00e2\u021bi ani are bunicul t\u0103u?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 145.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 P\u0103i \u0219i ce face\u021bi acolo?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Pai\u2026 nah\u2026 Se c\u0103s\u0103tore\u0219te \u0219i mergem la nunt\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Tipul se \u021binea de inima.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u0218i de ce se \u00eensoar\u0103 acum b\u0103 mo\u0219ule?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Eeee\u2026 T\u00e2mpenii\u2026 \u0218tii \u0219i tu cum sunt astea\u2026. \u00eel for\u021beaz\u0103 p\u0103rin\u021bii lui\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>     CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Copii, pute\u0163i da exemplu de un animal care se termina \u00een \u201etor\u201c?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Aligator, r\u0103spunde un elev.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Vibrator, spune Bul\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 M\u0103i Bul\u0103, dar \u0103sta nu-i animal, un animal se hr\u0103ne\u015fte cu ceva, \u0103sta ce m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103?<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Sora-mea zice c\u0103-i m\u0103n\u00e2nc\u0103 bateriile.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Un mo\u0219 merge s\u0103 \u00ee\u0219i fac\u0103 asigurare de via\u021b\u0103 \u2013 Bun\u0103 ziua! A\u0219 vrea s\u0103-mi fac asigurare de via\u021b\u0103. \u2013 Ce vorbe\u0219ti mo\u0219ule. C\u00e2\u021bi ani ai? \u2013 97. 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