{"id":6082,"date":"2025-10-14T20:22:03","date_gmt":"2025-10-14T20:22:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6082"},"modified":"2025-10-14T20:22:03","modified_gmt":"2025-10-14T20:22:03","slug":"trei-detinuti-urmeaza-sa-fie-trimisi-pe-o-insula-pustie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6082","title":{"rendered":"Trei detinuti urmeaza sa fie trimisi pe o insula pustie"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8554.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6083\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8554.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8554-300x283.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Trei detinuti urmeaza sa fie trimisi pe o insula pustie unde sa isi ispaseasc\u0103 pedepsele. Gardianul le spune ca au voie sa duca cu ei un singur obiect si ii intreaba ce ar dori.<br>Primul spune: Pai, eu o sa iau niste creioane colorate si toata ziua o sa am de desenat pe peretii puscariei.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Al doilea zice: Pai, eu o sa imi iau un pachet de carti de joc si toata ziua o sa joc carti cu ceilalti detinuti.<br>Iar al treilea: Pai, eu zic sa iau o cutie de tampoane, ca am citit ca,cu un tampon din ala poti sa si inoti si sa te cateri in copaci si sa calaresti, asa ca toata ziua o sa am ce sa fac cu ele!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>      CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Directorul isi cheama subalternii in curte si incepe:<br>\u2013 Din Oceanul Pacific a iesit un peste mic\u2026<br>\u2013 Ce-i sefu\u2019, jucam ascunsa?!<br>\u2013 Nu. Facem lista pentru disponibilizari.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Bul\u0103 \u0219i \u0218trul\u0103 ies de la biseric\u0103. Bul\u0103 se \u00eentreab\u0103 dac\u0103 e ok s\u0103 fumeze \u00een timp ce se roag\u0103. \u0218trul\u0103 r\u0103spunde: -De ce nu \u00eentrebi preotul? Bul\u0103 se duce \u0219i-l \u00eentreab\u0103:&nbsp;<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Sfin\u021bia ta, pot s\u0103 fumez c\u00e2nd m\u0103 rog? Dar preotul spune: -Nu, fiule nu se poate. E o lips\u0103 de respect pentru religia noastr\u0103. Bul\u0103 se \u00eentoarce la prietenul lui \u0219i-i spune ce i-a spus preotul. \u0218trul\u0103 spune: -Nu m\u0103 mir\u0103.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ai pus gre\u0219it \u00eentrebarea. Ia s\u0103 \u00eencerc \u0219i eu. \u0218trul\u0103 se duce la preot \u0219i \u00eel \u00eentreab\u0103: -Sfin\u021bia ta, pot s\u0103 m\u0103 rog \u00een timp ce fumez? La care preotul r\u0103spunde: -Bine\u00een\u021beles, fiule. Bine\u00een\u021beles.\u00a0<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f Trei detinuti urmeaza sa fie trimisi pe o insula pustie unde sa isi ispaseasc\u0103 pedepsele. Gardianul le spune ca au voie sa duca cu ei un singur obiect si ii intreaba ce ar dori.Primul spune: Pai, eu o sa iau niste creioane colorate si toata ziua o sa am de &#8230; <a title=\"Trei detinuti urmeaza sa fie trimisi pe o insula pustie\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6082\" aria-label=\"Read more about Trei detinuti urmeaza sa fie trimisi pe o insula pustie\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6084,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6082","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6082","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6082"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6082\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6085,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6082\/revisions\/6085"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6084"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6082"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6082"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6082"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}