{"id":6077,"date":"2025-10-14T20:15:38","date_gmt":"2025-10-14T20:15:38","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6077"},"modified":"2025-10-14T20:16:13","modified_gmt":"2025-10-14T20:16:13","slug":"o-blonda-se-plimba-linistita-cand-deodata-vede-o-masina","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6077","title":{"rendered":"O blonda se plimba linistita cand, deodata, vede o masina"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"816\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8551.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6078\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8551.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8551-224x300.jpeg 224w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>   CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O blonda se plimba linistita cand, deodata, vede o masina fara sofer care mergea.&nbsp;<br>Constienta de pericol, sare in masina si trage repede frana de mana.&nbsp;<br>Cand iese, da nas in nas cu proprietarul.<br>\u2013 Incepuse sa mearga singura, dar am sarit in ea si am tras frana de mana! spune ea, foarte mandra de isprava ei.<br>\u2013 Stiu, raspunde el sec. Eu o impingeam!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>    CITESTE \u0218I URMATORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Doi evrei, unul bogat si celalalt sarac, ajung sa se roage unul langa altul in sinagoga.<br>Cel sarac:&nbsp;<br>\u2013 Doamne, da-mi $10 sa am si eu cu ce sa-mi hranesc familia pana saptamana viitoare.<br>Cel bogat:&nbsp;<br>\u2013 Doamne, da-mi $100.000 sa-mi dezvolt afacerea.<br>Tot rugandu-se ei, cel bogat se intoarce catre cel sarac:<br>\u2013 Auzi, bah! Ia $10 de la mine si lasa-L pe Dumnezeu sa se concentreze!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f O blonda se plimba linistita cand, deodata, vede o masina fara sofer care mergea.&nbsp;Constienta de pericol, sare in masina si trage repede frana de mana.&nbsp;Cand iese, da nas in nas cu proprietarul.\u2013 Incepuse sa mearga singura, dar am sarit in ea si am tras frana de mana! spune ea, foarte &#8230; <a title=\"O blonda se plimba linistita cand, deodata, vede o masina\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6077\" aria-label=\"Read more about O blonda se plimba linistita cand, deodata, vede o masina\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6079,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6077","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6077","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6077"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6077\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6081,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6077\/revisions\/6081"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6079"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6077"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6077"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6077"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}