{"id":606,"date":"2024-05-13T06:42:02","date_gmt":"2024-05-13T06:42:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/tustiaica.ro\/?p=606"},"modified":"2024-05-13T06:42:02","modified_gmt":"2024-05-13T06:42:02","slug":"o-romanca-la-produs-in-italia-este-acostata-noaptea-de-un-client","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=606","title":{"rendered":"O romanca, la produs in Italia, este acostata noaptea de un client"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>O romanca, la produs in Italia, este acostata noaptea de un client<br>El: \u2013 Cat costa?<br>Ea: \u2013 50 Euro\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>O baga in masina, ii da banii si isi face treaba. A doua noapte, figura se repeta\u2026 A treia noapte la fel\u2026 In a patra noapte\u2026 fata se uita la el si il intreaba:<br>\u2013 Auzi ma, da\u2019 tu de unde esti? Ca parca te cunosc\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>El: \u2013 Din Romania.<br>Ea: \u2013 Ce coincidenta, si eu la fel! De unde din Romania?<br>El: \u2013 Din Ciuperceni.<br>Ea: \u2013 Ce coincidenta, si eu la fel!<br>El: \u2013 Coincidenta s-o crezi tu\u2026 Mi-a dat tactu\u2019 500 de euro pentru tine, dar mi-a zis sa nu ti-i dau toti odata, ca-i cheltui!!!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITESTE SI URM\u0102TORUL BANC\u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Iarna grea \u00een Bucure\u015fti, ninsoare abundent\u0103, z\u0103pad\u0103 mare, n\u0103me\u0163i.<br>Pe un trotuar, dis-de-diminea\u0163\u0103, un be\u0163iv \u00eenjura de mama focului, p\u00e2na atrase aten\u0163ia unui poli\u0163ist.<br>\u2013 Ce ai dom\u2019 le, de ce faci scandal?<br>\u2013 Domn\u2019 poli\u0163ist, h\u00e2c, cineva a f\u0103cut o c\u0103rare pe mijlocul trotuarului, h\u00e2c\u2026<br>\u2013 P\u0103i foarte frumos din partea lui. \u015ei ce-i cu asta?<br>\u2013 Da, dar mie \u00eemi trebuie trei c\u0103r\u0103ri, h\u00e2c\u2026<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>CITESTE SI URM\u0102TORUL BANC\u23ec<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Bula Pleaca In Africa Unde Mostenise O Plantatie De Bananieri. Dupa Un Timp, Bula Se Insoara Cu O Negresa. In Noaptea Nuntii, Bula Consuma Actul Casatoriei, Dar Negresa Nu Scoate Nici Un Zgomot. Bula Ingrijorat Merge La Un Medic Si Ii Explica Ce S-A Intamplat. Medicul Ii Spune:<br>\u2013 Pune un negru de pe plantatie sa faca vant cu o frunza de bananier in timp ce faceti dragoste.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><div data-type=\"_mgwidget\" data-widget-id=\"1622303\"> \n <\/div> \n <script>(function(w,q){w[q]=w[q]||[];w[q].push([\"_mgc.load\"])})(window,\"_mgq\"); \n <\/script><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><br>Bula fuge repede acasa, cheama un negru cu o frunza de bananier, intra in dormitor si incepe sa faca dragoste cu sotia. Negresa ramane la fel ca si noaptea trecuta. Bula nervos sare din pat si il pune pe negru sa faca dragoste, iar bula face vant. Negresa in extaz. Bula ii spune negrului:<br>\u2013 Ai vazut ba cum se face vant!<br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O romanca, la produs in Italia, este acostata noaptea de un clientEl: \u2013 Cat costa?Ea: \u2013 50 Euro\u2026 O baga in masina, ii da banii si isi face treaba. A doua noapte, figura se repeta\u2026 A treia noapte la fel\u2026 In a patra noapte\u2026 fata se uita la el si il intreaba:\u2013 Auzi ma, da\u2019 &#8230; <a title=\"O romanca, la produs in Italia, este acostata noaptea de un client\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=606\" aria-label=\"Read more about O romanca, la produs in Italia, este acostata noaptea de un client\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":608,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-606","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/606","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=606"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/606\/revisions"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/608"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=606"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=606"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=606"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}