{"id":6053,"date":"2025-10-13T19:47:14","date_gmt":"2025-10-13T19:47:14","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6053"},"modified":"2025-10-13T19:47:15","modified_gmt":"2025-10-13T19:47:15","slug":"o-gagica-meseriasa-statea-pe-marginea-drumului","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6053","title":{"rendered":"O gagica meseriasa, statea pe marginea drumului"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"610\" height=\"576\" src=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8532.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-6054\" srcset=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8532.jpeg 610w, https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/10\/IMG_8532-300x283.jpeg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 610px) 100vw, 610px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>     CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>O gagica meseriasa, statea pe marginea drumului si facea autostopul.La un moment dat opreste un popa.Se urca gagica in masina.<br>Dupa vreo 4 km popa incepe sa-i puna mana pe picior la tipa asata meseriasa, si gagica zice:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u2013 Parinte , versetul IV Ioan.<br>Popa repede is trage mana \u2026 Mai merg iei vreo 4 km.. si iara ii pune popa mana pe picior..<br>\u2013 Parinte , versetul IV Ioan.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ajunge in sfarsit popa acasa, parcheaza masina, ,merge in camera deschide Biblia si citeste<br>VERSETUL IV Ioan :<br>\u201eFIULE ESTI PE CALEA CEA BUNA \u201e<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Maria si Ion la tara, se \u00eentorc ei de la joc si \u00een drum spre casa, Ion o pupa dulce pe Maria direct pe bot.<br>Maria \u00eei raspunde cu un sarut la fel de dulce. Vaz\u00e2nd asta, Ion, tupeist din fire da sa-i bage m\u00e2na pe sub camesa.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Maria sare ca arsa si o tuleste spre casa. Cum ajunge acasa, scrie \u00een jurnal:<br>\u201cCele mai bune prietene \u00eemi sunt picioarele\u2026\u201d<br>A doua seara, la fel: el o pupa, ea \u00eel pupa, el da sa-i bage m\u00e2na pe sub camesa, asta pleaca si scrie \u00een jurnal:<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Cele mai bune prietene \u00eemi sunt picioarele\u2026\u201d<br>A treia seara Maria ajunge t\u00e2rziu, da\u2019 t\u00e2rziu de tot acasa, si scrie \u00een jurnal:<br>\u201cChiar si cele mai bune prietene se despart odata si odata\u201d\u2026<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>CITE\u0218TE \u0218I URM\u0102TORUL BANC \u2935\ufe0f O gagica meseriasa, statea pe marginea drumului si facea autostopul.La un moment dat opreste un popa.Se urca gagica in masina.Dupa vreo 4 km popa incepe sa-i puna mana pe picior la tipa asata meseriasa, si gagica zice: \u2013 Parinte , versetul IV Ioan.Popa repede is trage mana \u2026 Mai merg &#8230; <a title=\"O gagica meseriasa, statea pe marginea drumului\" class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/?p=6053\" aria-label=\"Read more about O gagica meseriasa, statea pe marginea drumului\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":6055,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-6053","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6053","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=6053"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6053\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6056,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6053\/revisions\/6056"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/6055"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=6053"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=6053"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/maxibancuri.ro\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=6053"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}